Charlie Brooker begins with brief mentions of Mukhtar Bel Mukhtar, Mali, Iran's space monkey, Jimmy Saville; moves on to the first main story on Lance Armstrong; segues to comments on the reality show Splash, featuring Tom Daley and Linda Barker. 'Barry Shitpeas' [Al Campbell] and 'Philomena Cunk' [Diane Morgan] comment on the TV show 'Africa'. (imdb)