Episode List: Cow and Chicken (1995-1999)

Cow adopts an anaconda, who proceeds to swallow the entire family. / Chicken discovers a mysterious puddle that brings people in through laughter. (imdb)

Pirate Lessons: Capt'n Buttz Pirate (The Red Guy) takes Cow and Chicken aboard to become pirates. Halloween with Dead Ghost, Coast to Coast: Following advice from Dead Ghost (The Red Guy), Cow and Chicken go trick-or-treating dressed as adults. (imdb)

Tongue Sandwich / Dream Date Chicken Tongue Sandwich: A talkative Cow ends up with her tongue escaping after a sneeze. The tongue causes all sorts of mayhem which ends up with the law on his tail. (imdb)

Sumo Cow / Comet! Sumo Cow: Cow represents the school for sumo wrestling, and Chicken finds some advantage to this. Comet! Chicken plays a comet prank during a field trip to an observatory. However, he soon realizes that the entire city thinks it's a real comet. (imdb)

Dirty Laundry / Grizzly Beaver Safari Dirty Laundry: Cow and Chicken are called to do their bit for the school's news show. However, the rear-viewer (The Red Guy) has started filling it with lies and gossip. (imdb)

oneless Kite: Cow, Chicken and their cousin (Boneless Chicken), Boneless Chicken travel to the Lava Park, where they learn how to fly a kite. Unfortunately, when Baron Von Non-Leiderhosen (The Red Guy) loses his kite, he uses Boneless as one for a Tug O' War contest. (imdb)

Buffalo Gals / Cow and Chicken Reclining Buffalo Gals: Cow and Chicken's house is invaded by a gang of female bikers. (Note: This episode has been banned and replaced with the Orthodontic Police episode) (imdb)

Free Inside / Journey to the Center of Cow Free Inside: Chicken receives a credit card inside his cereal, however, he and Cow are both stalked by The Red Guy over the fee they have to pay after purchasing some gum. (imdb)

The Karate Chick: Chicken takes up karate lessons in order to get back at a school bully. Yard Sale: A simple yard sale leads to Cow and Chicken attempting to win back their lawn, which The Red Guy purchased. (imdb)

Meet Lance Sackless: Cow and Chicken attempt to get their home video sent to a big TV show in Canada, hosted by Lance Sack-less (The Red Guy). (imdb)

The Bad News Plastic Surgeons / The Exchange Student The Bad News Plastic Surgeons: Cow and Chicken represent the school for Plastic Surgery, with Dr. Hiney (The Red Guy) under their wing. (imdb)

Child Star / Perpetual Energy Child Star: Cow takes the starring role in Ivan Panced's (The Red Guy's) new movie, "Pretty Little Girl". (Note: Chicken does not appear in this episode). (imdb)

Bad Chicken: After Cow and Chicken tamper with the school photocopier, The Copy Fairy (the Red Guy) makes an evil version of Chicken through one of his copies. (imdb)