Beautiful women, average action, a familiar cast, a purple superhero suit just slightly less sexy than Billy Zane's The Phantom, a shootout in a Korean restaurant that is in a garbage dump, a side character that wears an eyepatch and a pirate shirt under a firefighter jacket, a sensei in a wheelchair and an overweight hair stylist that fawns over gossip but especially when it involves food. I think that about covers it.

This is when I first "discovered" Famke Janssen. I was 17 when I stumbled upon this "gem" of scantily clad models in skin tight outfits fighting crime. It was 2 in the morning and I was in bed flipping through channels. Age 17 + 2am + in my bed + sexy women on tv =? I'll let you do the math!