This film is written the the retarded play book of PG 13 action "thrillers" (borers) Villains who are pure evil, another villain who wants to save the environment, a hero too squeamish to kill anybody, another villain too squeamish to kill anybody. Plus mile of illogical actions, reactions, and just plain, "oh du"s! Terrible tongue in cheek dialog that wasn't even set up! It was just like: "what?"