Ytadel
Celluloid Junkie
Member Since: 26 Jun 2006
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A Minecraft Movie (2025) - Rated 22 Jun 2025
"This is exactly the same plot as the Mario movie (even has Jack Black) lol. Why video game movies all about this transported to another world bit"
Burlesque (2010) - Rated 20 Jun 2025
"The "PG-13 rated Showgirls" accusations are fairly accurate. Now I'm not such a perv I can't enjoy watching pretty girls for a while just because they're clothed. But man the energy in this movie keeps sagging again and again. It's only the standard 2 hours but I was like "god please end already!" by the third act."
Snow White (2025) - Rated 12 Jun 2025
"them cgi dwarves tho"
Sirens (2025) - Rated 11 Jun 2025
"For some reason I expected something more cult horror from the trailer (like Midsommar with cardigans) but it’s not like that at all. Actually more like an off brand RC Cola White Lotus than anything else (satirical antics of the idle rich, summery vacation settings, scheming and soap opera twists with arch tone, Meghann Fahy). Ending felt mildly like “oh huh that’s it?” but it’s a quick and easy binge."
Repo! The Genetic Opera (2008) - Rated 08 Jun 2025
"I literally hate this musical theatre kid energy so fucking much you have no fucking idea it triggers my god DAMN GAG REFLEX!!!!!!!!!!"
The Stepfather (2009) - Rated 08 Jun 2025
"PG-13 slasher movie HAHAHAHAHAH get the fuck OUT of here!!!!!"
Karate Kid: Legends (2025) - Rated 06 Jun 2025
"I was actually enjoying the first hour or so - the kid has good moves, PG-rated teen comedy, a good mix of fights (school fight, alley mugging fight, training, even a boxing match) - then once they decide he will fight in the tournament the movie SLAMS DOWN THE ACCELERATOR and rushes through the training and prelim fights SO FAST it gave me whiplash. They set up the tournament being a multi-week, multi-location thing, then barely showed it! This movie needed literally 45 more minutes to breathe."
Heart Eyes (2025) - Rated 05 Jun 2025
"I've watched like a million bad slasher movies on Tubi and this still might have one of the dumber killer identity/motivation reveals I've ever seen lol. How does this have 80% on Rotten Tomatoes have standards seriously gotten that low. Maybe we actually might need to kick all the zoomers and millennials out of film criticism and give it back to old people"
Summer of '69 (2025) - Rated 31 May 2025
"What an absolute SNOOOOOOZE of a teen comedy. Everything feels so muted and low energy, no comedic bit feels like anything you haven't seen eight million times before, every bit of "funny" dialogue feels like some CBS laugh track sitcom eye roller, every plot point predictable half an hour out. Directly names and evokes Risky Business as a "parents out of town" teen comedy comparison; the contrast does this movie no favors."
Captain America: Brave New World (2025) - Rated 29 May 2025
"I never watched a minute of Falcon & Winter Soldier and haven't seen The Incredible Hulk in 17 years so I was in full "Huh??" mode for much of this movie. First hour or so is just kinda a watered down 24 (govt conspiracies, reporting to the president, raiding bunkers, ambushes, firefights in the street etc). Ending bit with Red Hulk is a little more lively Marvel type fun but why they spoil it in every trailer/commercial/poster? Anthony Mackie is "eh" as leading man. Liv Tyler still looks good."
