Mini-Review: I chuckled a few times, which justifies watching a two-minute internet short. Still, as far as internet sketch comedy goes I prefer The Lonely Island and Derrick Comedy.

Mini-Review: It's occasionally chuckle-worthy when the main guys are riffing, but that doesn't come close to excusing some of the worst, shallowest characterization I've ever seen. The female lead is this utterly flawless sex-on-legs goddess who loves our protagonist for absolutely no discernible reason, and one of the worst-written characters of this or any other year.

Mini-Review: Very bland and bloodless filmmaking (much like the first two Harry Potters, from the same director) but I dunno, I didn't hate it by any means. A few neat action scenes, some magic spells, Rosario Dawson shows up looking super fine. I probably would have loved it if I was fifteen years younger.

Mini-Review: It's rough and raw and its ending absurd even for this type of film, but it has a certain zest and creativity, and Freddy is a much, much more interesting and entertaining slasher villain than Michael or Jason. Also, young Johnny Depp!

Mini-Review: Unapologetically schlocky private dick pulp painted in the broadest imaginable strokes with wall-to-wall cliché. However, I believe that's exactly what the filmmakers intended, so that's not necessarily an insult. It's too dumb and derivative to take seriously as a work, but it certainly passed the time. Shitloads of violence.