Film titles say the DARNEDEST things!!!

[by Devol]

from this database:


The Bloody Judge

Gap-Toothed Women

A Gnome Named Norm

Investigaytion

Goofy's Freeway Troubles

The Gorgeous Hussy

In the Folds of the Flesh (I have awarded the Purple Heart to the summary for this one.)


more in a week

[Anomaly]

Why wait a week? How about the upcoming Transformers: Dark of the Moon

[by Devol]

Why wait a week?

I come across these gems so sporadically that it takes a while to amass enough of them to post a bunch.

Kite Liberator
Kinda Sutra
Kim Jongilia
King of Ping Pong
The Killing of Satan
Knutzy Knights
The Lady in the Car With Glasses and a Gun
Death Laid an Egg

[by Devol]

ok - piccolo snare roll and unrolling red carpet, please......

yes - another installment in what is widely considered probably the most crucial thread in the history of this criticker.com messageboard since the debate about Fred Durst's filmmaking......

The Little Bastard
The Malicious Whore (apparently in The Denizen's tier 8!) (juuuuuuus kiddin)
Makeout With Violence
Please Kill Mr. Kinski
Lolita Vibrator Torture (the summary for this one "crossed the line" for this apparent prude)
Mansquito
Man With the Smallest Penis in Existence and the Electron Microscope Technician Who Loved Him
Let Us Be Gay
Mesa of Lost Women
Misguided Piss