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DavidBlast

Cinema Addict - 1261 Rankings

Member Since: Nov 15, 2009

Location: Copenhagen, Denmark

Gender: Male

Status: Attached

Bio: Criticker Police.

more Recent Rankings
50 T5 Baltimore Rising (2017) - Dec 04, 2017
"Sohn has learned enough from her time on 'The Wire' to attempt bringing nuance to a case where she is clearly biased. The activists might be right, but knowing so little about the Gray incident their case fails to convince me. There are racists on both sides, sure, and a lot of anger and resentment. But like the police commissioner states, this is first and foremost a second amendment problem."
35 T3 The Good Dinosaur (2015) - Nov 15, 2017
"Felt like a Disney sequel, but props for trying to sell the concept of LSD to kids."
80 T8 Thor: Ragnarok (2017) - Nov 13, 2017
"YES!"
T1 Okja (2017) - Nov 11, 2017
"This is what happens when vegans get to ejaculate all over each other in a dark room, and the rest of us are forced to watch."
T1 Zootopia (2016) - Nov 10, 2017
"This is what happens when Social Justice Warriors get to ejaculate all over each other in a dark room, and the rest of us are forced to watch."
40 T3 Alice Through the Looking Glass (2016) - Nov 10, 2017
"Although there are some okay concepts about time, this is essentially Alice revisiting the first movie and discovering gender politics."
40 T3 The Prophecy (1995) - Nov 05, 2017
"In Denmark we have a long, dubious tradition for translating titles. This was 'God's Secret Army'. Yup, They kept the English title, but decided, for whatever reason, to make the army secret... "
75 T8 Goosebumps (2015) - Nov 04, 2017
"I wasn't familiar with 'Goosebumps' but we had a similar book series in Denmark when I was a kid. I loved being transported back there. The humor, the monsters, I love how it's unapologetically a kid's movie. I enjoyed myself. TIL: Jack Black does an uncanny Mark Hamill voice impersonation. "
35 T3 Creed (2015) - Nov 04, 2017
"In the inevitable end fight Rocky tries to cheer up Creed with 'They don't know what you've been through. They don't know what we've been through.' And I was thinking: Uhm... Sports movie clichés? "
35 T3 Chronicle (2012) - Nov 04, 2017
"Superhero - the home video. The worst use of the found footage gimmick I can remember seeing, that only adds something to the mix for brief moments in the third act. I can't believe I was actually looking forward to watching this. "