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Cinema Addict - 1250 Rankings

Member Since: Nov 15, 2009

Location: Copenhagen, Denmark

Gender: Male

Status: Attached

Bio: Criticker Police.

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40 T3 Blade Runner 2049 (2017) - Oct 09, 2017
"I'm surprised to see this movie so well received. If it expands upon the established universe, I fail to see how. Plot was never the forte of the original, but this one starts with our hero heading off into misty nowhere to kill a farmer. Then bones, a messiah, an evil "God" and 'member berries to no end ('Member Edward Olmos?!? 'Member Rachel??). No one ever asked for this, and I don't know what I'm supposed to take from it, other than they sure got good at color grading futuristic IKEA-sets..."
90 T10 Nosferatu (1922) - Sep 30, 2017
55 T6 Sully (2016) - Sep 27, 2017
"Technically it's 'Non-Issue - The Movie', but that guy 'Sully' saved a bunch of people, and job or not it's the nice thing to do. It's good that Hollywood Hanxed him - also the nice thing to do."
10 T1 Nobody Speak: Trials of the Free Press (2017) - Sep 27, 2017
"There's something so retarded about defending Gawker.com. It almost feels like someone's drunken dare. So try as Knappenberger might, offering Trumpsploitation and orchestral music, I'm still reminded of that scene in RoboCop where Sergeant Reed has had enough of some asshole lawyer: ’Listen, pal, your client's a scumbag, you're a scumbag, and scumbags see the judge on Monday morning’ So fuck you, Gawker employees, you gossip loving, clickbait whoring pieces of shit."
80 T8 Valerian and the City of a Thousand Planets (2017) - Sep 18, 2017
"After an hour of some of the greatest costume design and most amazing world building seen since the original Star Wars trilogy, one comes to that weird realization: You know what, ‘The Sixth Element’? Maybe a plot just isn't for you..."
40 T3 Strong Island (2017) - Sep 18, 2017
"The profoundness of the message that this documentary is trying to convey, hinges on whether you believe that a racial injustice was done. If you do, I'm sure you can take the two hours of lyrical descriptions about how the family fell apart, and see how this one death lead to all following misery. I myself did not."
60 T6 It (2017) - Sep 18, 2017
"This movie has a lot going for it. Likeable kids, a great monster and a story about the magic of childhood friendships. Unfortunately, Muschietti is a one trick pony when it comes to horror: Shock, schlock and LOUD NOISES. When each kid has their own personal Pennywise moment, and we know It can't hurt them, the horror starts feeling repetitive and pointless, disconnecting Pennywise from the rest of the story. Ultimately, this ends up playing like the best ever episode of 'Stranger Things'."
40 T3 After Porn Ends 2 (2017) - Aug 05, 2017
"A sequel?! Is this "pornography" a bigger thing than I thought?? Do YOU know of anyone who would ever watch that kind of stuff? PM me if you do - we need to get to the bottom so this! (Yeah so really relying on the hope that your Joke-Fu is strong on this one. A serious PM would just be so horribly awkward...)"
60 T6 Betting on Zero (2017) - Aug 05, 2017
"The good news is, that it isn't a sports spin-off movie from 'The Nightmare before Christmas'. The bad news is that it's just about some rich guy 'The Big Shorting' some giant pyramid scheme… and if you're hoping a pyramid scheme has something to do with 'Stargate', I have some more bad news for you... so... Oh! Good news! Features angry Mexicans! (Bad news: No mariachis.) "
40 T3 Chasing Coral (2017) - Aug 05, 2017
"I like what Netflix is trying to do, but so far, their "originals" have been anything but. This one follows amateur film makers as they struggle to set manual focus when filming dying rocks. We did it folks! We single handedly caused the 6th mass extinction event on this planet, but don't worry: There's a tacked on five-minute obligatory optimistic ending (TM) with smiling children, as to not leave you sad or whatever. Hey, what song did that band play on the Titanic? It's for a google search."