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DavidBlast

Cinema Addict - 1234 Rankings

Member Since: Nov 15, 2009

Location: Copenhagen, Denmark

Gender: Male

Status: Attached

Bio: Criticker Police.

more Recent Rankings
35 T3 Pixels (2015) - Jun 19, 2017
"Man Child - the movie."
35 T3 Southpaw (2015) - Jun 18, 2017
"Written and directed by the Cliché Brothers. Nothing new here. Columbians are evil, cheating scum. All great boxers defend with their face. One truth is starting to annoy me though. Ever notice how weak women are? Peter Weller got shot to shit, came back stronger as Robot Police. Rob Schneider joked as they stretchered him off after being butchered by an ABC robot. McAdams takes one in the gut and it's a TKO. You're RUINING that man's life, get it together you quitter!"
35 T3 The Legend of Tarzan (2016) - Jun 18, 2017
"OooooooOOOoooOOOoooOOooohhhhh God. "
35 T3 I Am Jane Doe (2017) - Jun 01, 2017
"You know a documentary is retarded when you're siding with the bad guy."
35 T3 Lavender (2016) - May 26, 2017
"Justin Long's part is the best thing about this. Yes, I'm perfectly aware of how that sounds."
65 T7 Particle Fever (2014) - May 26, 2017
"Tries to make the subject matter emotionally accessible, and there is a fun subplot concerning how the media treats the event. I fucking love science the way I loved this really cute and clever girl I met in high school. What they both have in common is that try as I might I'll never get to understand either one of them. This documentary didn't help either way."
30 T2 A Boy and His Dog (1975) - May 26, 2017
"I wish I could appreciate the low budget gung-ho sci-fi spirit and the non-politically correctness of the plot, but I'm afraid that even if this was unleashed upon the asperger hive-mind of the Tumblr-feminists, it would bring me little joy. Maybe I've grown too old for this sort of thing."
80 T8 Manden der tænkte ting (1969) - May 23, 2017
"The plot may be something out of an episode of 'The Twilight Zone' but the style is as close as Denmark will ever come to a bona fide Stanley Kubrick movie. I loved this hidden little gem."
65 T7 After Hours (1985) - May 23, 2017
"'Taxi Driver' taught us that the men of New York be crazy. This one reminds us, on a bit of a lighter note, that the women be crazy too. "
45 T4 Ghostbusters (2016) - May 23, 2017
"Now that the dumbest debate on the Internet has died down, it's finally safe to say, that the only real problem with this remake is Paul Feig. He approaches this franchise the way Joel Schumacher did with Tim Burton's ‘Batman'."