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DavidBlast

Cinema Addict - 1220 Rankings

Member Since: Nov 15, 2009

Location: Copenhagen, Denmark

Gender: Male

Status: Attached

Bio: Criticker Police.

more Recent Rankings
40 T3 Louis C.K. 2017 (2017) - Apr 10, 2017
"Gay penis jokes. What originality. Oh the mirth. "
30 T2 Starship Troopers 3: Marauder (2008) - Apr 07, 2017
"Boobies and a character named Dix Hauser. I guess it's now up to you whether the rest of it is worth that."
80 T8 Amanda Knox (2016) - Apr 07, 2017
"Amanda Knox is the last one on trial in this brilliantly edited documentary, that slates the sensationalist press and stops just short of declaring war on Italy. Love it."
50 T5 Men in Black III (2012) - Apr 07, 2017
"The only thing to take away from this film is comfort in the fact that on that terrible day, when we will all be without Tommy Lee Jones, there is another..."
75 T8 Blue Ruin (2014) - Apr 03, 2017
"After my initial disappointment that this wasn't the Smurf movie to end them all (and oh dear God is that one due), I fairly enjoyed this tense, unflinching little ordeal. But the story behind the production really sold it for me: Initially the last hoorah of two childhood friends before giving up on their dreams of having a movie career, this shows just how much you can do with Kickstarter money if you know your shit. Respect."
50 T5 Ghost in the Shell (2017) - Apr 03, 2017
"RoboCop's younger sister is broody and serious with an alluring aura of self-importance. Once you talk to her, you find that she’s not much smarter than her older brother, and although less violent, she’s also infinitely less fun to be around. But Sweet Mother of Jesus is she a looker."
70 T7 Kong: Skull Island (2017) - Mar 19, 2017
"Hey DC! THIS is the trailer company you want editing your movie! "
50 T5 Bernie (2012) - Mar 12, 2017
"I don't know if it's the form or the story that doesn't lend itself well to this experiment. With Bernie himself I waver between him being an amateur lady killer, or someone I as a husband can honestly say has no idea how bad psychological abuse can really get. This review is a cry for help."
25 T1 Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice (2016) - Mar 11, 2017
"'Your momma's name is Martha?! MY momma's name is Martha!' - lots of friendships have started this way. In kindergarten."
70 T7 End of Watch (2012) - Mar 11, 2017
"A fine cop drama dragged down by three 'Yea'buts', which I have conveniently listed according to ascending nuisance below: 3. Yea'but why were those gangster characters written by the author of 'The Birth of a Nation'? 2. Yea'but why the 'Blair Witch' approach to telling this story, when it held up proceedings to excuse itself? 1. Yea'but how smart was Anna Kendrick’s character really, considering she chose to marry a guy who doesn't know how sunglasses work?"