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DavidBlast

Cinema Addict - 1214 Rankings

Member Since: Nov 15, 2009

Location: Copenhagen, Denmark

Gender: Male

Status: Attached

Bio: Criticker Police.

more Recent Rankings
70 T7 Kong: Skull Island (2017) - Mar 19, 2017
"Hey DC! THIS is the trailer company you want editing your movie! "
50 T5 Bernie (2012) - Mar 12, 2017
"I don't know if it's the form or the story that doesn't lend itself well to this experiment. With Bernie himself I waver between him being an amateur lady killer, or someone I as a husband can honestly say has no idea how bad psychological abuse can really get. This review is a cry for help."
25 T1 Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice (2016) - Mar 11, 2017
"'Your momma's name is Martha?! MY momma's name is Martha!' - lots of friendships have started this way. In kindergarten."
70 T7 End of Watch (2012) - Mar 11, 2017
"A fine cop drama dragged down by three 'Yea'buts', which I have conveniently listed according to ascending nuisance below: 3. Yea'but why were those gangster characters written by the author of 'The Birth of a Nation'? 2. Yea'but why the 'Blair Witch' approach to telling this story, when it held up proceedings to excuse itself? 1. Yea'but how smart was Anna Kendrick’s character really, considering she chose to marry a guy who doesn't know how sunglasses work?"
55 T6 Training Day (2001) - Mar 10, 2017
"Remember Jack Slater from 'The Last Action Hero'? This is the sort of item that would win 'Best Documentary' in his world."
70 T7 12 Years a Slave (2013) - Mar 10, 2017
"Another fine proof that you Americans could do worse than listen to your Canadian neighbors from time to time."
80 T8 Logan (2017) - Mar 07, 2017
"I'm shown this solid story with great main actors (Take a bow Dafne) and all I can think about is the R-rating - Or rather this one R-rated fence in the middle of the movie. I've never seen a fence like that in a movie. That fence did it's fucking job; it didn't take shit from anybody. I respect that fence."
60 T6 T2 Trainspotting (2017) - Feb 27, 2017
"So you're at a party, and suddenly this whacky childhood friend shows up. Even though you don't click as well as you used to, you have a fun evening together, exchanging anecdotes past and present. You wake up the next morning wondering where he came from. After a few days, you seriously start questioning the validity of some of his stories. Oh well, no biggie."
95 T10 The Witch (2016) - Dec 30, 2016
"Wheeeere's the BABY?! THERE HE.. Oh. Oh! OH NO YOU DIDN'T!"
60 T6 King Georges (2015) - Dec 02, 2016
"A standard biopic about an old chef whose time has come and gone. It's entertaining enough, but like Le Bec-Fin, the formula feels a bit stale."