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DavidBlast

Cinema Addict - 1356 Film Ratings

Member Since: Nov 15, 2009

Location: Copenhagen, Denmark

Gender: Male

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70 65% American Made (2017) - Apr 21, 2019
"I liked it! But I would have probably liked it better, if it had been directed by Martin Scorsese. "
75 72% The Girl with All the Gifts (2016) - Mar 24, 2019
"Technically a mix-match of ideas from other titles that has tried to renew the zombie/post-apocalypse genre. Arguably the coming-of-agey bowtie collapses the story onto itself in the end. In terms of world building, however, it is one of the best zombie movies that comes to mind. "
25 9% The Mummy (2017) - Mar 24, 2019
"It's not easy being witty with material like this. Tom Cruise as Tom Cruise has to choose between hot brunette and hot blonde. I guess it's something that they're older than him - if you combine their age. Anyway. He jokes about sexual endurance with one of them and tongue kisses the other one to death and.. I suppose there is a 'four eyes' joke in there on par with a 'Cruise control' remark. Ultimately I think Tom Cruise is trying to sell the idea that he has a soul, if anyone is buying..."
25 9% The Lazarus Effect (2015) - Mar 24, 2019
"I bet the director is sitting in a therapist session right now, obsessing over why people didn't like this: 'But it had every single type of scare ever used in other horror movies, surely there was something in there for everyone!'"
50 44% It Comes at Night (2017) - Mar 05, 2019
"Slow-burning dream scare drama, where the outcome of the story is determined by one fairly reasonable decision made early on - making all the character actions feel like they are after the fact. I'm sure there are parables if you look for them. I didn't feel the need to. I'll struggle to remember this movie in a months time. The poster promised more than this kammerspiel delivers. "
80 79% Roma (2018) - Feb 14, 2019
"It's good. It's real good. And the more I read about it the gooder it gets. The structure is good, the pan shots hella good. The personal angle? So good. The teaser trailer was better. "
85 87% Vice (2018) - Feb 03, 2019
"I don't know who would expect a fair and unbiased biopic about Dick Cheney from Adam McKay (or who would even want to watch such a thing), and obviously that it ain't. 'Vice' is Michael Moore's 'Fahrenheit 9/11' re-imagined by the Hollywood elite, a hit job on the Republican party channeled through cherry-picked anecdotes from Cheney's life. Beneath the zany editing and clever humor, you'll find the angriest movie of the year and the most effective anti-donor propaganda since 'Body Parts'. "
80 79% The Monster Squad (1987) - Jan 19, 2019
"It was recently suggested to me by a fellow criticker, that I start writing my Next Great American Novel. It's coming along great, thank you for asking, although I must admit to being a bit stuck after the first sentence, which reads: "Wolfman's got nards!""
75 72% The Haunting of Hill House (2018) - Jan 18, 2019
"Ghost stories are really about lingering. You learn to love characters, and then you get to lose them. In terms of shock and horror this first season was pretty one note, but it nailed the melancholy. "
40 29% Life (2017) - Jan 14, 2019
"'We regret to inform you that your application to become an astronaut has been denied". His left hand knuckle turned white as it squashed the letter, and an angry tear ran down Daniel Espinosa's right cheek. "