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Member Since: Nov 15, 2009
Location: Copenhagen, Denmark
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|20 7%||The Prodigy (2018) - Jul 07, 2019
"It feels like they stopped pre-production right after having finished a one-sheet with plot points. I don't think there's a scene that lasts more than 2 minutes, with no place for the characters to react to the events unfolding;, they have to accept it immediately. The one good scare is in the trailer."
|70 65%||Black Mirror: Rachel, Jack and Ashley Too (2019) - Jun 22, 2019
"I was bracing myself for a very somber lesson in how young girls perceive celebrity and their own bodies, when the story totally goofed out and became a warped love letter to the kids movies of the 80s. You may think you hate this, but I know you, and you're a good person."
|80 79%||Black Mirror: Smithereens (2019) - Jun 22, 2019
"Y'all seem to be lukewarm when it comes to 'Smithereens', and I hope it's because of the missing Sci-fi elements, because Andrew Scott and Topher Grace fucking nailed it."
|50 44%||Black Mirror: Striking Vipers (2019) - Jun 22, 2019
"As a writer, if you can examine the pros and cons of any technological advancement, I personally wouldn't explore a world where men finally can get each other off and go 'NO HOMO!'."
|20 7%||Godzilla: King of the Monsters (2019) - Jun 14, 2019
"I saw this two days ago, and already it feels like a bad dream with a few memorable moments."
|35 20%||When They See Us (2019) - Jun 14, 2019
"Ava DuVernay manages to turn an incredulously tragic and important real life story into a sappy pity party with a trendy soundtrack."
|50 44%||I Am Mother (2019) - Jun 09, 2019
"A quaint parent themed Sci-Fi cliche so shallow that it could take place in any of a number of much better defined movie universes. Clara Rugaard is the only redeeming factor here, mainly because she's Danish. *Raises clenched fist in the air*"
|95 96%||Chernobyl (2019) - Jun 04, 2019
"Even if 'Game of Thrones' had delivered on all its promises, if you're going to watch one series this year, you should still make it 'Chernobyl'."
|50 44%||Avengers: Endgame (2019) - May 23, 2019
"The description reads 'After the devastating events of Avengers: Infinity War (2018), the universe is in ruins.' Sounds about right."
|60 54%||Mystery Science Theater 3000: The Movie (1996) - May 19, 2019
"Hit and miss live commenting on terrible movies, not always that funny, but cozy nonetheless. To my recollection, however, it seems like more of a regular episode than a movie."