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DavidBlast

Cinema Addict - 1373 Film Ratings

Member Since: Nov 15, 2009

Location: Copenhagen, Denmark

Gender: Male

Status: Attached

Bio: Criticker Police.
more Recent Ratings
20 7% The Prodigy (2019) - Jul 07, 2019
"It feels like they stopped pre-production right after having finished a one-sheet with plot points. I don't think there's a scene that lasts more than 2 minutes, with no place for the characters to react to the events unfolding;, they have to accept it immediately. The one good scare is in the trailer."
70 65% Black Mirror: Rachel, Jack and Ashley Too (2019) - Jun 22, 2019
"I was bracing myself for a very somber lesson in how young girls perceive celebrity and their own bodies, when the story totally goofed out and became a warped love letter to the kids movies of the 80s. You may think you hate this, but I know you, and you're a good person."
80 79% Black Mirror: Smithereens (2019) - Jun 22, 2019
"Y'all seem to be lukewarm when it comes to 'Smithereens', and I hope it's because of the missing Sci-fi elements, because Andrew Scott and Topher Grace fucking nailed it."
50 44% Black Mirror: Striking Vipers (2019) - Jun 22, 2019
"As a writer, if you can examine the pros and cons of any technological advancement, I personally wouldn't explore a world where men finally can get each other off and go 'NO HOMO!'."
20 7% Godzilla: King of the Monsters (2019) - Jun 14, 2019
"I saw this two days ago, and already it feels like a bad dream with a few memorable moments."
35 20% When They See Us (2019) - Jun 14, 2019
"Ava DuVernay manages to turn an incredulously tragic and important real life story into a sappy pity party with a trendy soundtrack."
50 44% I Am Mother (2019) - Jun 09, 2019
"A quaint parent themed Sci-Fi cliche so shallow that it could take place in any of a number of much better defined movie universes. Clara Rugaard is the only redeeming factor here, mainly because she's Danish. *Raises clenched fist in the air*"
95 96% Chernobyl (2019) - Jun 04, 2019
"Even if 'Game of Thrones' had delivered on all its promises, if you're going to watch one series this year, you should still make it 'Chernobyl'."
50 44% Avengers: Endgame (2019) - May 23, 2019
"The description reads 'After the devastating events of Avengers: Infinity War (2018), the universe is in ruins.' Sounds about right."
60 54% Mystery Science Theater 3000: The Movie (1996) - May 19, 2019
"Hit and miss live commenting on terrible movies, not always that funny, but cozy nonetheless. To my recollection, however, it seems like more of a regular episode than a movie."