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|80 79%||Roma (2018) - Feb 14, 2019
"It's good. It's real good. And the more I read about it the gooder it gets. The structure is good, the pan shots hella good. The personal angle? So good. The teaser trailer was better. "
|85 87%||Vice (2018) - Feb 03, 2019
"I don't know who would expect a fair and unbiased biopic about Dick Cheney from Adam McKay (or who would even want to watch such a thing), and obviously that it ain't. 'Vice' is Michael Moore's 'Fahrenheit 9/11' re-imagined by the Hollywood elite, a hit job on the Republican party channeled through cherry-picked anecdotes from Cheney's life. Beneath the zany editing and clever humor, you'll find the angriest movie of the year and the most effective anti-donor propaganda since 'Body Parts'. "
|80 79%||The Monster Squad (1987) - Jan 19, 2019
"It was recently suggested to me by a fellow criticker, that I start writing my Next Great American Novel. It's coming along great, thank you for asking, although I must admit to being a bit stuck after the first sentence, which reads: "Wolfman's got nards!""
|75 72%||The Haunting of Hill House (2018) - Jan 18, 2019
"Ghost stories are really about lingering. You learn to love characters, and then you get to lose them. In terms of shock and horror this first season was pretty one note, but it nailed the melancholy. "
|40 29%||Life (2017) - Jan 14, 2019
"'We regret to inform you that your application to become an astronaut has been denied". His left hand knuckle turned white as it squashed the letter, and an angry tear ran down Daniel Espinosa's right cheek. "
|80 79%||Watership Down (1978) - Jan 13, 2019
"B-but you're bunnies! You're supposed to be soft and cuddly and make me feel good!"
|70 65%||Struggle: The Life and Lost Art of Szukalski (2018) - Jan 02, 2019
"There's no doubt that Szukalski was two things at once: An immensely talented artist and a fascist narcissistic piece of shit. But where does the man end and the art begin? I'm asking for Kevin Spacey."
|50 44%||Hold the Dark (2018) - Jan 01, 2019
"I would compare my viewing experience to that of watching 'Annihilation', another Netflix title. They are both dark, brutal and surreal tales with amazing imagery and competently executed scenes and concepts. The plot, however, is simply not there to bridge the gap between the audience and the loftier themes they are aiming to explore. "
|35 20%||Bird Box (2018) - Dec 31, 2018
"It's here! It's finally here! It's the 'The Happening' sequel no one ever wanted. In fact, you can't even really remember 'The Happening', can you? You're sitting there going "The.. happe... oh God..." "
|80 79%||The Revenant (2015) - Dec 23, 2018
"It is a movie worthy of a high brow review with academic appraisals such as ‘exquisite artisanship’, ‘otherworldly cinematography carrying a bare boned proto western’ and ‘tour de force’ strewn all around it, but this was me during the movie: Grizzly man! He’s gonna do a Rambo! The Empire Strike Back! Well, I guess someone’s pianist dream is over.. Hm.. reminds me of that ‘Return to incense’ song…"