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DavidBlast

Cinema Addict - 1415 Film Ratings

Member Since: Nov 15, 2009

Location: Copenhagen, Denmark

Age: 42

Gender: Male

Bio: Criticker Police.
more Recent Ratings
1% Lovecraft Country (2020) - Nov 27, 2020
"You know why I hate these black people pity parties? Because it is like getting stuck with that colleague who complains about work. Initially, you agree. But then she keeps going, meticulously stating every single example she can think of, when she had you at hello. Meanwhile you are sitting there in your lit pentagram with the blood of an infant streaming down your face, wondering when she's done so you can start the Satan summoning ritual you came for."
30 13% Mortal Engines (2018) - Sep 19, 2020
"Was 'Mortal Engines' dreadful? Yes. But was it b... oh I've already reached the end of this review."
80 80% Father Soldier Son (2020) - Jul 19, 2020
"A troubling look at how the military complex preys on the minds of lower middle class America, offering both a financial way out, but also a warped masculine identity."
80 80% The Vast of Night (2020) - Jul 18, 2020
"What an amazing little treat from newcomer Patterson, who delivers a lot of atmosphere on a shoestring budget. Some will say that (too) little happens, but I think it adds to the overall ambience, and the painted picture of a time before cell phones in small town America. Double thumbs up from me."
40 29% Glass (2019) - Apr 10, 2020
"Glass half empty."
45 36% Split (2017) - Apr 10, 2020
"The filming of the James McAvoy show-reel wasn't going well. 'Call Bruce Williams' Shyalmalan exclaimed. White powdery dust escaped his breath. The assistant next to him felt elated for hours."
60 54% Toy Story 4 (2019) - Apr 09, 2020
"This is a bad movie that (sucker)punches way above it's weight."
65 59% Guns Akimbo (2020) - Apr 04, 2020
"A mild mannered entry into the dubious catalogue of high concept action movies, in the ilk of 'Wanted', 'Kingsman' and 'Crank'. It takes quite the quarantined juvenile jerk to enjoy this. Hold on, I think I’m telling this 'What's got two thumbs' joke wrong..."
65 59% Green Room (2016) - Mar 26, 2020
"A nasty stream of well executed actions and reactions, signifying nothing."
80 80% Sonic the Hedgehog (2020) - Mar 07, 2020
"Super charming, adorably whimsical and surprisingly funny! Yeah! That's right! 'Sonic the Hedgehog' is the best video game adaptation ever made - by a mile! What a time to be alive!"