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KenMeisters

Cinema Addict - 2065 Film Ratings

Member Since: Aug 11, 2013

Location: Germany

Bio: This is the water and this is the well. Drink full and descend. The horse is the white of the eyes and dark within.
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84 91% Paddington 2 (2017) - Sep 08, 2018
"A nice bear solves all of his down to earth problems by being nice and in return the world is nice to him. This sounds like a good message to take away from a movie. Nothing in this movie is bad, everything is perfectly nice. Great performances and a wholesome plot make this the perfect movie for everybody. Nicecore extraordinaire. Nice. "
83 90% Lady Bird (2017) - Sep 08, 2018
"A well written take on mother-daughter-relationships. Laurie Metcalfe and Saoirse Ronan are fantastic in their roles as mother and daughter respectively. All in all a good coming of age piece about realising that sometimes your parents do know what they are talking about. But they can't force you into the right direction, you have to find your own way using their guidance. Tl;dr family is hard. This movie is good. "
73 71% Rampage (2018) - Sep 08, 2018
"The Rock made an enjoyable movie. Out of a dumb videogame. Why I cannot tell you. But how... by making an equally dumb monster movie that is exactly that. Dumb. And there are monsters. Big ones. Even bigger than the Rock. But not bigger than the ridiculousness of Malin Akerman's villain character. Plus there is a massive crocodile walking THROUGH a skyscraper (HAH!) at mid level height and thereby demolishing the entire building. Glorious!"
55 33% Maze Runner: The Death Cure (2018) - Sep 08, 2018
"I saw the first two Maze Runner movies almost back to back three years ago. Therefore I had forgotten everything. Thankfully the plot is so basic, that you could skip the first two movies entirely. Does amazing shit happen in this one? No. Are there good performances? No. Should I watch this movie? Probably not. But somehow I thought the movie was completely watchable. So, yay, I guess.."
73 71% The Assassination of Jesse James by the Coward Robert Ford (2007) - Sep 08, 2018
"Marvellous looking period piece about loyalty, fame, trust and paranoia. Surprisingly the title does not give away everything because I expected the whole thing to play out differently. Brad Pitt and Casey Affleck are very good as is Nick Cave's music. You just need A LOT of time since the movie is really slow and incredibly long."
87 96% Mission: Impossible - Fallout (2018) - Sep 08, 2018
"Tom Cruise, once again, tries to kill himself for our entertainment. This time however, they put the most spectacular action set piece at the end of the movie. In a movie that has so many fantastic action scenes, this isn't easy to pull off. Plus they finally pull the whole romance thing together. The only bad thing is that Jeremy Renner has to sit this one out. Otherwise, brilliant!"
62 45% Ghostbusters (2016) - Aug 26, 2018
"The movie that nobody needs and that enraged many lonely men is actually not that bad. Of course, its got neither the charms nor the good writing of the original, but there are some good jokes and Kate McKinnon does wonders with a bad character as does a hilariously dumb Chris Hemsworth. If you are interested in how the movie actually turned out, give it a go. It won't kill you. "
70 63% Finding Dory (2016) - Aug 20, 2018
"The joke character from the first movie gets a veeeerryyyy dramatic back story and you're like... what? But then you start crying because of some dumb looking fishes. That is alright though because you also laugh a lot. Mainly about two british sea lions that are very defensive about their rock. I also really enjoyed Ed O'Neill's performance as the grumpy octopus."
77 81% Wolf Warrior 2 (2017) - Aug 20, 2018
"White people are stirring up trouble in Africa. But don't worry black people, China is here to give you your freedom back. Because China and Africa are friends. That's an actual line from the movie by the way. So yes, its Chinese propaganda at its finest. But if that involves ludicrous tank battles, awesome shootouts, Frank Grillo fistfighting Jing Wu and lots of other dumb shit, hand me my red book and conscript me into the people's army right now."
73 71% The Meg (2018) - Aug 20, 2018
"Jason Statham fights a shark. What more do you want? Ruby Rose? Ok, here you go. I expected to be really dissapointed but... I wasn't. Somehow the movie manages to be really enjoyable. It could have been way dumber. That's a good and a bad argument at the same time. Only the beach scene was completely bad because nothing happend because of rating reasons. But then again, Jason Statham fights a shark. Also, Ruby Rose. I'm on board for this one."