KenMeisters

kenmeisters
Celluloid Junkie - 2634 Film Ratings
Member Since: 11 Aug 2013
Location: Germany
TCI: not enough ratings
Films in Common: 0
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Bio: This is the water and this is the well. Drink full and descend. The horse is the white of the eyes and dark within.

more Recent Ratings

36 11% Das perfekte Geheimnis (2019) - Rated 16 Mar 2024
"Apart from the stilted dialogue and questionable believableness of the scenario, the main problems are the unbelievably shitty takes that get passed around to cater to the anti woke crowd."
78 80% Midnight (2024) - Rated 16 Mar 2024
"Miike uses the neon aesthetic to underline the coolness of themain character and his equally cool car. Nice way to spend 20 minutes."
58 32% Trespass (2011) - Rated 26 Feb 2024
"Ben Mendelson seemingly works for everyone else, but even he cannot win against typical Schumacher schlock or the worst character/ actor combination ever, Cam Gigachad."
76 74% The Greatest Night in Pop (2024) - Rated 23 Feb 2024
"As a fly on the wall documentary it brings great footage and compelling storylines (shout out to panicking Huey Lewis) of an incredible feat in music production."
84 91% The Lure (2015) - Rated 15 Feb 2024
"Modern spin on 'The Little Mermaid' with more boobs and blood, but the same amount of singing."
69 55% The Old Way (2023) - Rated 15 Feb 2024
"A good shitty movie."
72 62% Monsters 103 Mercy Dragon Damnation (2024) - Rated 15 Feb 2024
"Nice if you wanna see some early Oda stuff."
69 55% Hanagatami (2017) - Rated 15 Feb 2024
"Probably the best snoozefest I have ever browsed my phone to."
78 80% Stray Cat Rock: Machine Animal (1970) - Rated 15 Feb 2024
"Less politically charges as 'Sex Hunter' but just as entertaining. I really loved how the girls rented bikes for the chase scene."
88 97% Memories (1995) - Rated 15 Feb 2024
"'Magnetic Rose' is the standout, but all three segments go very hard and are great in there own right."