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Celluloid Junkie - 3489 Rankings

Member Since: Nov 14, 2011

Location: Germany

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more Recent Rankings
66 T5 The Layover (2017) - Oct 15, 2017
34 T1 The Dark Tower (2017) - Oct 15, 2017
"It's shocking how bad this movie is at establishing things, considering its exclusive employment of boring clichés. By the way "the power you have to resist my magics"...? Hilarious. A dude referring to his powers as "magics" is one of the more funnier things I've heard in my life. :D"
74 T8 Near Dark (1987) - Oct 13, 2017
"It starts out pretty cool, then gets dumber and dumber, is too all over the place, tries to cram way too much plot into its runtime... but then....then the ending comes and is SO MOTHERFUCKING RAD it turns it around. Seriously, I rarely feel this amazed and taken aback by anything in a movie as I did with the last 10 minutes of this thing. I was so disappointed by a lot of things and now I immediately wanna watch it again and love every second of it. But I think I need to calm down first."
48 T2 The Emoji Movie (2017) - Oct 10, 2017
"Suffers a bit from Wreck-it Ralph and Inside Out already existing. It makes sense they'd try to do make such a meh... movie, considering... I highly doubt that's what they were going for, though."
67 T5 Operation Petticoat (1959) - Oct 10, 2017
71 T6 Topaz (1969) - Oct 10, 2017
63 T4 Leading Lizzy Astray (1914) - Oct 10, 2017
67 T5 Laughing Gas (1914) - Oct 10, 2017
54 T2 Palmeras en la nieve (2015) - Oct 10, 2017
"Very Zhivago-esque. Reverts to the cheapest kind of kitsch to get through a shitload of plot. The story is pretty cool, but turning things like rape into cheap kitsch like that is just tasteless, if you ask me."
72 T7 Dinner at Eight (1933) - Oct 10, 2017