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Celluloid Junkie - 3608 Film Rankings

Member Since: Nov 14, 2011

Location: Germany

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Deutscher Meister im Neoliberalistischen Ausdruckstanz

more Recent Rankings
71 T6 Bill Burr: Walk Your Way Out (2017) - Mar 07, 2018
70 T6 Goodbye Christopher Robin (2017) - Mar 02, 2018
"Overdoes it with the cheese towards the end. But it's really well made, the zeitgeist of that time is captured well (it seems) and the performances are mostly what make the movie. Especially Domhnall Gleeson, who is brilliant. "
62 T4 Daddy's Home 2 (2017) - Mar 01, 2018
44 T2 Ferdinand (2017) - Feb 28, 2018
"Well, at least Kate McKinnon was really funny."
47 T2 The Shape of Water (2017) - Feb 28, 2018
"Starts out so promising. Then becomes totally childish and stupid halfway through. Pretty much when they very easily pull off the heist without any serious obstacles or consequences. I think it would have worked much better, if they kept the heist as a setpiece for the end, and all the other stuff happened in the facility. Would've been much more interesting than fish dude in a tub. The musical scene and the ending were right out of a ZAZ movie. Laughed preeeeettty hard at those."
51 T2 Justice League (2017) - Feb 27, 2018
"Cool and funny, when it's all Joss-Whednon-y. Stupid and boring, when it's all Zack-Snyder-y. If it's not really about your run-of-the-mill generic super hero movie "threat", why include it? I mean, yeah, you need a powerful villain to show how even more powerful Superman is by easily defeating him and how everyone's fucked without him but... :/"
62 T4 Thor: Ragnarok (2017) - Feb 26, 2018
"A bit boring. But pretty funny. Tessa Thompson was pretty good. Hulk's autotune voice was fucking annoying."
74 T8 Chris Rock: Tamborine (2018) - Feb 24, 2018
32 T1 Knock Knock (2015) - Feb 23, 2018
"I imagine the material to be shittily written and I assume Eli Roth didn't give them much to work with, but based on that: (a few) kudos to the three main players for having some fun with it/breathing a little life into it from time to time. Like Hostel this is way too tame, boring and generally underwhelming, 'cause it's so badly done. And stupid. I don't know, if teasing fucked up shit, but never actually going there, is Roth's intention or not. Either way it's disappointing as fuck."