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Celluloid Junkie - 3380 Rankings

Member Since: Nov 14, 2011

Location: Germany

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more Recent Rankings
63 T4 Tuck Everlasting (2002) - Jun 25, 2017
"Lots of potential. Alexis Bledel goodness. Amy Irving brilliance. Good ending."
66 T5 Conquest of the Planet of the Apes (1972) - Jun 24, 2017
"These things get dumber and sillier with as the franchise goes along. This only works for me through its plot and its association with its prequels. Very weak ending, though. What a let-down."
68 T5 Man: His Pride and His Vengeance (1968) - Jun 23, 2017
"I know this is only associated with Django in the German version, and only for marketing reasons, but, except for some obvious reasons, it would make a decent prequel. Plot-wise, I mean."
27 T1 Kong: Skull Island (2017) - Jun 23, 2017
"I really enjoy these kinds of movies (monsters, exotic places, jungle, etc...), but the direction is very weak in this one. Which makes for some awkward visual storytelling, performances and otherwise very cool and atmospheric moments. Except for Shea Wigham, who was consistenly cool. Sam Jackson is obviously exempt from this criticism. :) The plot is unstructured, all over the place and the way too many characters are pretty much non-existent. And I really don't have to mention the cgi, do I?"
72 T7 Towed in a Hole (1932) - Jun 16, 2017
71 T6 Helpmates (1932) - Jun 15, 2017
69 T5 Any Old Port! (1932) - Jun 15, 2017
45 T2 CHIPS (2017) - Jun 14, 2017
56 T3 Jakten på nyresteinen (1996) - Jun 13, 2017
31 T1 Headshot (2016) - Jun 12, 2017
"Dumb direction, bad acting, boring shakyaction."