CosmicMonkey

Bio: Hi! I like movies. I also like things that aren't movies. Like Cupcakes. and Corgies.

I don't review short films.

For increased precision and accuracy, I'm only ranking films I've seen since around early 2007.

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40 _4%

Jesus Christ Superstar (1973) - Rated 13 Apr 2026

This movie would be 100% better if it had Muppets.

63 _21%

The Fantastic Four: First Steps (2025) - Rated 09 Apr 2026

80 _68%

Superman (2025) - Rated 09 Apr 2026

83 _77%

Fitzcarraldo (1982) - Rated 22 Feb 2026

Beyond dissappointed that Werner Herzog never made the final part of the "Klaus-Kinski-is-an-absolute-madlad-in-the-Peruvian-Amazon" Trilogy

80 _68%

The Muppet Show (2026) - Rated 08 Feb 2026

In a world of rising fascism and rising sea-levels, we need The Muppets more than ever.

73 _40%

Paddington in Peru (2024) - Rated 06 Feb 2026

Definitely not as good as the first two, with weirdly dated colonial politics. Still has more heart and charm than your average Illumination film.

60 _17%

Jurassic World: Rebirth (2025) - Rated 16 Jul 2025

It's like a slightly better remake of Jurassic Park III, which isn't high praise. I guess I should be grateful that it wasn't worse, but it's boring, generic, and uninteresting. I can't think any good reason to watch this instead of re-watching the original.

70 _34%

The Super Mario Bros. Movie (2023) - Rated 08 Feb 2025

Painfully safe, bland, generic and by-the-numbers. Movie about nothing. Highlight was Jack Black's performance who brought a lot more depth to Bowser's character than was in the original script.

85 _86%

Chernobyl (2019) - Rated 04 Aug 2024

78 _58%

Rope (1948) - Rated 04 Aug 2024