crackerjack

There are movies that are bad because the fail to entertain or engage, and then there are movies that actively cause pain in the viewer. THAT ACTIVELY CAUSE PAIN. This movie is not fun. It is not boring. It is pure antijoy incarnate. Why not spend your time pursuing more worthwhile endeavors? Like sniffing glue? Or shaving kittens?

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The Killer Eye (1999) - Rated 06 Apr 2010

This specimen scores points as a movie only by virtue of the fact that it is indeed a series of moving images that when cropped together resemble a story. The layman however, might identify it as something closer akin to hemorrhoids.

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Sword of the Valiant: The Legend of Sir Gawain and the Green Knight (1984) - Rated 06 Apr 2010

One of the best bad movies ever and a personal favorite. It features an all-star cast and follows the classic tale not at all. Over the top characters, a ludicrous story, and laughably 80's special effects make this one a pleasure to watch if you're into high camp fare, but not so much if historical accuracy, or compelling drama is your thing.