jswinder

One of the corniest westerns I think I’ve ever seen. Why did Mickey rourke look like he needed gay pirate sex? He looked like David Bowie from labyrinth. This star stuffed little feature was horribly bad.

85 _83%

Thief (1981) - Rated 23 Jun 2026

88 _90%

Empire of the Sun (1987) - Rated 12 Nov 2025

86 _87%

Beau Is Afraid (2023) - Rated 12 Nov 2025

84 _77%

Requiem for a Heavyweight (1962) - Rated 27 Jun 2025

85 _83%

Nosferatu (2024) - Rated 20 Jan 2025

85 _83%

The King (2019) - Rated 18 Feb 2024

90 _94%

Pusher III: I'm the Angel of Death (2005) - Rated 17 Nov 2023

45 _17%

The Curious Case of Benjamin Button (2008) - Rated 28 Jun 2023

I wanted to like this movie. I guess I didn’t get the point. Brad Pitt is over here playing this little anti pubescent elf lord… is the entire movie about him getting his cherry popped to Blanchett? She plays that lonely misunderstood sophisticate on the final stand of a marriage so well. Mind you, probably the 7th time she’s stepped foot in that role. This movie really bored me. Why such iconic hype wave propelling it through the entire release year?