NIV7
Celluloid Junkie
Member Since: 14 May 2024
Location: Hell, MI, USA
Bio: lmao I worked really hard on this and it got censored immediately
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Vacancy (2007) - Rated 23 Apr 2025
"The snuff films (never seen plainly) are pretty good for a mainstream/casual horror flick but everything else is very staid."
The Gorge (2025) - Rated 23 Apr 2025
"This is a rom-com with a little bit of action, a rote plot, and some "scary" scenes."
Sound of Silence (2023) - Rated 23 Apr 2025
"A serviceable sob story seems to drag, ending up more tedious than thrilling."
How to Plan an Orgy in a Small Town (2015) - Rated 23 Apr 2025
"This doesn't seem to have aged well, and suffers from typical rom-com drama & plot that escalate & push forward because it's necessary instead of organically."
Cunk on Earth (2022) - Rated 23 Apr 2025
"This is some exceptionally dry humor that was fun to watch/listen to, but watching it once is enough."
The Painted (2024) - Rated 23 Apr 2025
"Messy from start to finish in the plot, exposition, and character emotionality. The paint SFX are kind of fun, but everything in this movie has been done much, much better in many, many more movies."
Dead Mail (2024) - Rated 23 Apr 2025
"A superbly textured story that, unfortunately, meanders through its impeccable details."
Captain America: Brave New World (2025) - Rated 23 Apr 2025
"Anthony Mackie deserves a better movie for his talent and effort. Every part of this movie is a lesser redux of Winter Soldier."
The X-Files (1993) - Rated 12 Apr 2025
"I have watched the first 3 seasons twice and I think it only really works if you believe (ha!) that Mulder and Scully instantly fall for each other in the pilot episode. It could be called The Mulder Show until S3 (or very, very late S2) since Scully's only real contribution up until then is smoldering looks. I really, really wanted to like this series, but it just disappointed me over, and over, and over."
Wind Chill (2007) - Rated 12 Apr 2025
"Very obvious that men wrote this garbage."
