NIV7
Celluloid Junkie
Member Since: 14 May 2024
Location: Hell, MI, USA
Bio: lmao I worked really hard on this and it got censored immediately
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The Watchers (2024) - Rated 25 Jun 2025
"Everything happens immediately except for the time jump, which helps obscure how stupidly all the characters behave. This should have gone full drama/mystery where it might have been an excellent character study (ha!), instead of horror-lite where it's extremely predictable and unremarkable."
Livescream (2018) - Rated 25 Jun 2025
"This would be a pretty good college film project. The streamer character is written to play like someone nearly brand new to gaming, which is frustrating to watch. Props to Gunner for carrying the human side of the performance, and extreme props to the programming crew who had to make all the different game styles featured. This is not worth watching."
The Amazing World of Gumball (2011) - Rated 25 Jun 2025
"This is Adventure Time without any long arcs or character development. Exemplary structure and animation variety, ingenious integration of 4th-wall-breaking/meta episodes & moments, even some good treatment of heavier ideas/problems. All you ever get is new small stories though, so if you like S1 you'll like S6, but if you need anything lasting or complex, you'll probably tap out sometime after S2."
Adults (2025) - Rated 25 Jun 2025
"Some parts were really funny. The rape joke made me think the writers don't have a clear focus or vibe that they're aiming for, and ending with a hint that they'll inject drama into a poly relationship *really* makes me think they're just hiding old jokes under new buzzwords."
Wild Eyed and Wicked (2023) - Rated 25 Jun 2025
"A fun little horror/drama with a little flair on the monster and a fairly competent denouement on a heavy topic. Takes its time and is pretty lean so it can feel a little slow and/or empty at times."
Molly Maxwell (2013) - Rated 25 Jun 2025
"Almost purely non-judgmental drama about a high-school girl who falls in love with and starts seeing her teacher. Has a very "real life" indie feel, which unfortunately means nothing is dramatized, and without any judgement (either way) that's just a documentary."
Invader (2024) - Rated 25 Jun 2025
"This is almost exactly what you'd expect, but you'll thank god and/or give a standing ovation to the subtitles' designer. For handcam/found-footage horror, it's slightly above-average technically, but underwhelming in every other way."
New Life (2023) - Rated 24 Jun 2025
"If this story wasn't told out of order it would be a merciless drag. Even told out of order it's predictable and plodding despite some good effort from the cast. There was a real opportunity to center the horror of an out-of-control body, but it's squandered on some typical, understated indie existentialism."
The Fall Guy (2024) - Rated 24 Jun 2025
"This is everything I didn't know I wanted in a comedy. Hilarious from start to finish, I highly recommend giving this a watch!"
Havoc (2025) - Rated 23 Jun 2025
"The nonstop, brutal violence and Tom Hardy's weariness elevate this movie to an almost-interesting watch; the nightclub fight might be the saving grace that makes it worth viewing at least once."
