Cinema Addict - 1556 Film Ratings
Member Since: Dec 9, 2011
Location: Louisville, Kentucky, USA
Bio: I rate with complete subjectivity. If you don’t, you’re part of the problem. I love you.
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|63 93%||Isle of Dogs (2018) - Apr 26, 2018
"An emotional roller coaster. An elevator ride counts as a roller coaster, right?"
|60 87%||A Quiet Place (2018) - Apr 14, 2018
"I want to know what decibel they can't reach, and I want them to have a meter for that. I also don't want them to live in a creaky, uninsulated house, away from noises that could muffle theirs. ..The focus isn't on the creatures, but rather, how their existence causes this family to drown in restraint. Underdeveloped monsters and indiscreet foreshadowing make it less effective/memorable as a horror, but the second half made me want more. I liked the ending, when Jim finally bought Pam a coke."
|51 40%||Ready Player One (2018) - Apr 11, 2018
"Spielberg goes for the high score in nostalgic references as a crowd of studio executives shovel quarters in. ...Kubrick saves the day. Lets just make movies about characters visiting better movies now."
|50 25%||The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon (2014) - Apr 10, 2018
"We all hear the train whistling. Congrats to whoever plays Jimmy in the biopic. Role of a lifetime. (I like the games. Who doesn't miss Password?)"
|51 40%||Buy Herself (2012) - Apr 10, 2018
"There were only 14 episodes. Probably because no one ever bought a house. They just sulked around the properties with their nostrils flared, mumbling petty criticisms. I think TV wants me to hate women."
|52 46%||Norm (1999) - Apr 10, 2018
"Kooky ol' grandpa Norm isn't allowed to talk much at his own birthday party. Hush up and eat your cake in the corner booth, gramp. We wrote a safe speech for you."
|51 40%||The Tonight Show with Conan O'Brien (2009) - Apr 10, 2018
"If you want to know what type of person I am, I re-watched all 145 episodes after it ended. Just to feel."
|1 0%||The Brink (2015) - Apr 10, 2018
"Tim Robbins' pubic hair has apparently not gone gray yet, and now I want to know all about pubic hair."
|46 14%||Hot in Cleveland (2010) - Apr 09, 2018
"One time I asked an old woman "how are you doing today?" and she replied, "hanging on by a thread". That woman made me laugh harder than Betty White ever has, and no one is giving HER any accolades; may she rest in peace."
|33 9%||Rugrats (1991) - Apr 09, 2018
"The title likens babies to filthy vermin scurrying around on a rug. Hilarious, right? Well bad news, cause there's no baby razzing on the show. Just another one of those bait and switch deals."