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Bio: Alien lowlife slacker goon.
North of Boggy Creek. East of Yucca Flats.
I rate stuff on a scale of 1-10.
Every movie I've seen (or re-seen) since 1/1/2020.
North of Boggy Creek. East of Yucca Flats.
I rate stuff on a scale of 1-10.
Every movie I've seen (or re-seen) since 1/1/2020.
Recent Ratings
Check out seals's...
| 6 59% | Those Who Wish Me Dead (2021) - May 16, 2021 |
| 4 29% | A Quiet Place (2018) - May 12, 2021
"rewatch. upon viewing #2 I have decided that this is horseshit."
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| 4 29% | Next of Kin (1982) - May 09, 2021
"eeeeek it’s the elderly! I am frightened of them!"
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| 7 70% | Tootsie (1982) - Apr 28, 2021
"better made, sharper, and considerably less cringey than I was expecting."
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| 1 4% | Mortal (2020) - Apr 26, 2021
"oh bleah. this thing’s so uninteresting and uninvolving, I might as well have been staring at a blank TV for two hours. who agreed that these Wolff kids could star in movies?"
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| 9 87% | The World's End (2013) - Apr 25, 2021
"rewatch. this does not stick the landing—its climax is basically Simon Pegg yelling at some flashing lights—but for at least its first hour, it’s as fast-paced, packed with hilarious gags, smart, and verbally dexterous as a Marx Briothers film."
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| 3 18% | The Ghost and the Darkness (1996) - Apr 21, 2021
"rewatch. 21-year-old me thought this was pretty badass. 46-year-old me thought it was pretty loud and stupid and may or may not have turned it off about halfway through. also wasn't Kilmer legendarily a huge dickhead when he was filming this?"
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| 9 87% | The Hunt (2020) - Apr 21, 2021
"the plotting's a little immature but holy god Betty Gilpin is off the charts in this. legitimately one of the best, most unique performances I've ever seen. damn right I'm serious. it's an acting master class in the middle of a pretty badass HUNTER'S BLOOD knockoff surrounded by college freshman-level satire. 2020, man."
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| 3 18% | The Reaping (2007) - Apr 11, 2021
"eeeeek it's the American South! I am frightened of it!"
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| 8 80% | Sneakers (1992) - Apr 05, 2021
"rewatch. every time I watch this movie, I think "hey, I'm gonna call that girl's number." and then every time I forget. and then I remember again. and then I'm like ah the hell with it."
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