Sheldrake

Could you have told this story in 1/3rd of the time? Sure. But then you lose some great moments, the best being Savalas holding a dead woman's body and declaring himself god. Ridiculously anti-climactic, but getting there is an interesting, fun ride.

80 _86%

Swing Shift Maisie (1943) - Rated 28 Sep 2014

I love war movies about how awful people on the war front can be. While never conventionally good, it's hard to argue that Maisie movies ain't interesting.

60 _51%

The 5-Man Army (1969) - Rated 27 Sep 2014

Dull Mission wannabe. I do like how many movies were made in the 60s/70s about going in and fucking over the Mexican government due to a perceived complete lack of ability for us to do it to our own government.

80 _86%

The Liquidator (1965) - Rated 25 Sep 2014

Spot on parody of James Bond, transforming the character into a sanctimonious womanizer who pays someone else to do his dirty work. Rod Taylor is great.

40 _23%

The Experts (1989) - Rated 24 Sep 2014

Utterly baffling; I'm not sure anyone involved knew why this movie was made. Goes to show that Travolta's career didn't hit bottom with Battlefield Earth, it just returned closer to the mean.

20 _3%

Nick and Norah's Infinite Playlist (2008) - Rated 24 Sep 2014

Couldn't finish it. Utter garbage.

40 _23%

The Girl from Petrovka (1974) - Rated 24 Sep 2014

Not sure why this exists. Goldie Hawn at one point thinks a bidet is a foot washer.

40 _23%

Assassination (1987) - Rated 24 Sep 2014

Completely hilarious. Like a twelve year old wrote an action movie, but well shot with Bronson clearly just having fun with a bad script.

40 _23%

Fire! (1977) - Rated 11 Sep 2014

50 _36%

Hold Your Man (1933) - Rated 11 Sep 2014