Celluloid Junkie - 2880 Film Ratings
Member Since: Jul 23, 2009
Location: Indianapolis, IN, USA
Bio: Yeah...well this is just like, you know, my opinion, man...
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|80 78%||Bullet Train (2022) - Dec 22, 2022
"Don't have much to say about it. It's fun enough and I'm glad I watched it."
|25 5%||Halloween Ends (2022) - Dec 22, 2022
"Nonsensical script. I don't even care that they decided to go a weird way with it but the love story is horrible, the acting is over the top and the logic of the plot (I know who cares it's a slasher movie) just makes it so I couldn't do anything but laugh."
|75 67%||Prey (2022) - Aug 21, 2022
"As far as I'm concerned they can come out with a new predator movie in a different time period every 5 or so years for the rest of my life and I'll be fine with it. Once I'm dead they can do whatever they want."
|85 87%||Nope (2022) - Jul 24, 2022
"Very enjoyable sci-fi, horror, modern western. It's not my favorite of Peele's movies but it does feel like his best technical filmmaking to date. Worth seeing in the theater if you are interested in it."
|80 78%||The Batman (2022) - Apr 25, 2022
"I always prefer Batman to be a detective and the Riddler is my second favorite villain. I don't love Bruce Wayne being depressed 100% of the time and it didn't need to be 3 hours long."
|50 23%||Halloween Kills (2021) - Oct 31, 2021
"Considering I have very low expectations of writing in horror movies, it's pretty bad when I feel compelled to comment how bad the writing is. Takes itself way too seriously while not embodying the creepy aspect of Michael Myers that makes him stand out as a great villain. There are some decent kills."
|55 28%||The Omega Man (1971) - Oct 27, 2021
"I am Legend is a classic novel. This is a poor adaptation. Either completely misses the mark or glosses over the most important themes. It still could have been a fine movie despite being a bad adaptation but Charlton Heston is absolutely terrible. Just awful"
|75 67%||Dune (2021) - Oct 24, 2021
"I liked it all right. A bit too much visions of the future and Zendaya in the sun. Casting was great beyond Chalamet whom I would deem as fine. In fairness to him Paul is just a moody turd most of this movie so it would be hard for anyone to shine. Pleasantly surprised to see Bardem who I didn't know was in the movie. I'm not dying to see pt 2 but I admit I would not have minded if the movie would have continued on regardless of runtime. The last line was super corny and made me laugh out loud."
|60 36%||Malignant (2021) - Sep 15, 2021
"I don't even know what to say. I don't even know if I liked it. Everything was batshit and bad yet entertaining. Acting and writing were kind of shit. It felt kind of intentional but I don't even know."
|90 94%||Pig (2021) - Aug 16, 2021
"God damn I love Nicolas Cage."