Videoetron
Bio: Just trying to keep track of the movies I am watching, starting January 8th 2020 since it would be too hard trying to go more retroactively than that.
My movie choice and their logical order are erratic and logical only to me :U If you see me review videogames, it's just me having watched a play-through as if it was a movie, not me having played them.
| 44 6% |
400 Days (2015) - May 29, 2023
"One painfully powers through with the only goal: make it past the pain of the movie so to know what was going on, at least. Well then you realise they don't explain what is going on, and so it means you soldiered through it all for nothing"
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| 59 32% |
Pathology (2008) - May 25, 2023
"It tries hard to be edgy, which is too bad because the base idea was novel, some moment were tense, and the end was fun. When they broke out the orgies and crack pipes, it was accidentally hilarious, in the sense it was just so over the top it felt like a parody. Still, the bad influence bad kids gig is just so cliché and not well done here"
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| 53 14% |
Sword of the Valiant: The Legend of Sir Gawain and the Green Knight (1984) - May 24, 2023
"Sean Connery with the codpiece and his tits out, and he and half the bad guys' armours looking like Christmas tree decorations. A lot of liberties taken with the story, though there were points with the fights showed some actual techniques (tripping the other to the ground, using daggers, swinging the sword by the blade like a bat). Too bad the rest is cheesy and painful and long, and unable to pick between bad comedy and bad drama."
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| 60 42% |
Hulk (2003) - May 22, 2023
"points for trying to do something comic-book-ish at a time everyone was still trying to figure how to do it. In the end, it was perhaps too silly at times, and way too contemplative at others. Modern day people would say they yassified Hulk too much and made half the movie useless. Some of the CGI hold pretty well for a 20 years old movie tho."
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