War Machine

war_machine
Celluloid Junkie - 3837 Film Ratings
Member Since: 29 Feb 2016
Location: Canada
TCI: not enough ratings
Films in Common: 0
Not in Your Top 1000 TCIs
Bio: *I HAVE SPOILERS ALL UP IN MY MINI REVIEWS* I NEEDED a rating system more like thisssss

more Recent Ratings

78 72% The Boys (2019) - Rated 28 Mar 2024
"usually feels too long or would be 80+. a lot of times i shoulda paid attention more lol. lots of really great moments"
60 26% The Killer (2023) - Rated 26 Mar 2024
"Dowhatthouwiltshallbethewholeofthelaw+ifeellikeheshouldnthavemissedthatdumblylol+endeduplosingmyattentionalotlol"
62 32% Loving Vincent (2017) - Rated 25 Mar 2024
"Handpainted+conlictingearstory+shotselfdied2dayslater+ear-kidsthrowingrocksetc+hisdoctor'sdaughter+shotbyboytheorybutdoctorsayscuzhesaidyourbrodyingfastercuzofyoubut2weeksearlierandheorderedmorepaintdaybeforeafterfightingwithbro?ithinkdoctorshothimetclol+letter-nonentity-workshowwhatthisnobodyhasinhisheartetc+deathtogotoastar-yourlovingvincent+sold1inlife-posthumouslyfatherofmodernart+wannatouchpeoplewithmyart/sayhefeelsdeeplyhefeelstenderly"
79 73% Lone Wolf and Cub: White Heaven in Hell (1974) - Rated 24 Mar 2024
"Babewarriordaughter-shesfuckinnastylool+sonyagyuabandoned-withspiderdemonclan+heshouldasaidnowe'rebothdemonslol+rapingsistobearchildloldadkillsboth+skiingarmyLOL+retsudogettingawayisdumbbutsowaslikethatwholescenelmao"
82 82% Ricky Stanicky (2024) - Rated 24 Mar 2024
"Dogwithabonerlmao-lmaojustwrotenameonjacketithinkwejustmadeafriendforlife:P+firstembraceskintoskinlool+biblelmao+rockhardrocklool-ouubabyimasturbate+withdrawals:P+Kbrisslol-halflool-icandoit:P+thatsashitwoodlol+iwasjustsayingfuckyoutothatguylool+idonthaveanattachei'mnotaforeigndiplomatelool+airdickinglmaoomg+barbaralmao+cummacummacummalool"
66 43% Ladybugs (1992) - Rated 24 Mar 2024
"Lmaochangeroommolestgag+lmaoblockswomensroomonoldlady+twofacedshedweartheotherone-hangherandkissthemistletoe+boywithbracestooyou'llkissyou'llseesparkslool+afteryoumoveintheygiveyouanotherstorylol+finallygotsomerespect"
66 43% Madame Web (2024) - Rated 23 Mar 2024
"Thiswouldabeatanyonebutyouiftheymaderherlookhotterlmao+Timewebsarecool+ancientspidermendonealittletoolamely+flippingtheresponsibilityquotelmao"
75 65% Road House (2024) - Rated 22 Mar 2024
"Ibelieveconorsayinghemadethestrikeslookbetter-drivesthemtohospitallool+lmaoconornaked+whotaughtyoushapeslol+knifefrominside"
65 39% Legendary Weapons of China (1982) - Rated 20 Mar 2024
"Oldwoodcarryerhidin+Paint-gutsbackinsidelol+brothingandsomemagicstuffwascool"
77 70% Lone Wolf and Cub: Baby Cart in the Land of Demons (1973) - Rated 19 Mar 2024
"Eachkillgives100andadditionaldetailsaboutthejob+onewithvoidsubjectivity/objectivitysocantbedestroyed-youtooonewithvoidonlyasassassinlol-strikemedownenlightenmentwontbeatrueone+boyfloggedcuzwouldntsayshesthepickpocketlol+generallyhardertopayattention"