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T1 Santa and the Ice Cream Bunny (1972) - Apr 23, 2011
"Seen Conquers the Martians? Seen the Mexican Santa? You still cannot fathom this. Worst yet is the fact that it is all orchestrated so that you can see Thumbelina. I pity any child who was subjected to this and all those involved should be brought up on charges of child abuse. [Rifftrax rips this a new one like perhaps no other but reaches new levels of hilarity when the dilapidated long-ear shows up. MST3k never got me laughing that hard for that long. Bravo boys.]"
T1 Godzilla (1977) - Mar 15, 2010
"If you imagine all the Italian dialog as "Godzilla, Godzilla, Godzilla!" it's hysterical... until they cut to real WW2 footage of people dying; then it's just in disturbingly bad taste."