Attack of the Meth Gator
My movie plans fell through, so I was looking for a dumb movie to turn my brain off to and maybe laugh a little. Well... I think I might have watched one of the worst movies of all time. Now, obviously, The Asylum makes bad movies, but some of them are "so bad, they're good." I would not call this the exception, but I would call it their worst.
It's like they looked at Cocaine Bear and Lake Placid and thought, "Those are bad movies, but we can make them worse!" There's nothing redeemable in this pile of garbage. Everyone knows what a bad movie is, but no one has seen one this painful to get through. Even the kills are half-assed, and none of the CGI is laughable. It's just a sad little movie. There's no plot, no characters, no comedy. This is a black hole of a movie, sucking all of the joy with it. I can't even give this movie anything nice to say. It's just that bad. Don't waste your time watching this, even at increased viewing speed. There's nothing here! NOTHING!!!
Actually, there is one good thing about this! The next movie I am going to watch will be a masterpiece compared to this. Check out my worst movies list to see where this is ranked!
It's like they looked at Cocaine Bear and Lake Placid and thought, "Those are bad movies, but we can make them worse!" There's nothing redeemable in this pile of garbage. Everyone knows what a bad movie is, but no one has seen one this painful to get through. Even the kills are half-assed, and none of the CGI is laughable. It's just a sad little movie. There's no plot, no characters, no comedy. This is a black hole of a movie, sucking all of the joy with it. I can't even give this movie anything nice to say. It's just that bad. Don't waste your time watching this, even at increased viewing speed. There's nothing here! NOTHING!!!
Actually, there is one good thing about this! The next movie I am going to watch will be a masterpiece compared to this. Check out my worst movies list to see where this is ranked!
Mini Review: My movie plans fell through, so I wanted a dumb movie to turn my brain off to and maybe laugh a little. Instead, I think I watched one of the worst movies of all time. The Asylum makes plenty of bad movies, but some are “so bad, they’re good.” This isn't one of them. It’s like they looked at Cocaine Bear and Lake Placid and thought, “We can make them worse!” There’s no plot, characters, comedy, or even fun CGI. It’s just a sad little movie. A black hole sucking all the joy out of it.