Henry V

Henry V

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Review by Dr.Necrow
03 Aug 2025
Great
78th percentile
94
Dispose the day! Verily, I did tread the boards in yond selfsame play whilst yet in youth and study! 'Twas my fate once to don the crown and play proud Henry—yet, alas! from such honour was I cast, made instead to bear the words of the humble Herald. (Which role, in sooth, brought me no small delight.) Yet imagine thou the galléd humour I didst feel, when he who took the throne floundered 'mongst the poet's lines, spitting prose where verse should rise like holy prayer! And worse yet—mine heart did break in silence still, for I won not the chance to woo fair she who stood as Henry’s lady at the close! This tale on screen is legend writ in light— and mark me well: the final hour and quarter hence doth shine with such immortal fire. Sir Branagh and the noble Holm, aye, these men can do no wrong, and thus have made a marvel. I do beseech thee, all—go forth and see it!
Mini Review: Dispose the day! In youth I trod the boards in this very play, once dreaming to be Henry but cast instead as the humble Herald—though with secret delight. Yet my heart sank when our Henry floundered, spitting prose where verse should soar, and I never wooed his lady. This film redeems all: its final hour blazes with immortal fire. Branagh and Holm can do no wrong. Go forth and see it!