On the Waterfront

drnecrow
Review by
25 Aug 2026
Bad
14th percentile
27
BORING!!! ARRTTT!!!! WHATEVER!!!

Ah man, I hate these types of old-school crime films, and I loathe most romantic films. What's more, I have never really been a fan of Marlon Brando either. That's okay, though; I got some entertainment from the visuals, and the plot is just goofy enough to be camp. I'm sure that's a hot take, but like I said, I can't stand these types of movies, so you can disregard my opinion on this one. I can't believe how fake all the punching and effects look, and this movie really makes an important conversation get cut off by train horns. It's all so ridiculous.
Mini Review: Ah man, I hate these types of old-school crime and romantic films, and I've never really been a fan of Marlon Brando either. That's okay, though; I got some entertainment from the visuals, and the plot is just goofy enough to be camp. I'm sure that's a hot take, but I can't stand these types of movies, so disregard my opinion. I can't believe how fake the punching and effects look, and an important conversation gets cut off by train horns. It's all so ridiculous.
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