Shark Side of the Moon

drnecrow
Review by
18 Apr 2026
Terrible
9th percentile
20
I was really hoping for a “so bad it’s good” type of film, but no... this is just bad. The sad thing is it could have been that, but it’s drowning in awful characters and abysmal CGI. I could fillet this thing to pieces, but honestly it feels like the whole movie would sink under pressure anyway.

Now, I love me some sharks, and this is definitely goofy, but the only real enjoyment I got was from a few ridiculous moments. That alone saves it from being a half-star disaster. Oh, and this could pass as an amusing prequel to Sharkboy and Lavagirl and somehow the CGI in that movie still looks better.

Anyway, I’m going back to land to regain my sanity. Have a fintastic day!
Mini Review: I was really hoping for a "so bad, it's good" type of film, but no, this is just bad. The sad thing is that this could have been that, but is drowning in bad characters and abysmal CGI. I could filet this to pieces but I feel it's obvious this whole movie would sink under pressure. Now, I love me some sharks and this is pretty goofy, but the only enjoyment I had in this were some ridiculous moments. That saves this from being a half star