The Scorpion King

drnecrow
Review by
21 Oct 2025
Alright
41st percentile
63
Oh god, I forgot this was a movie and... wait... I watched this before? WAIT, THERE'S FIVE?!?! Oh my...

Anyways, this is a weird movie that is tonally messy and is paced like molasses covered C4 and if that sounds confusing... Well, it is!

This movie is pretty fun though and quite charming. It's definitely an early 2000s films which at this point does make me nostalgic for better times. Also, this is even weirder watching after The Mummy Returns because both films have absolutely NOTHING to do with each other besides having The Rock in this. There's just so many forced aspects trying to tie them together and just falls flat. Again though, this is fun!
Mini Review: Oh god, I forgot this was a movie and Anyways, this is a weird movie that is tonally messy and is paced like molasses covered C4 and if that sounds confusing... Well, it is! This movie is pretty fun though and quite charming. It's definitely an early 2000s films which at this point does make me nostalgic for better times. Also, this is even weirder watching after The Mummy Returns because both films have absolutely NOTHING to do with each other besides having The Rock in this.
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