Universal Soldier: Regeneration

I think I’m done with this series at this point – the Soldiers seem to be weak TERMINATOR knock-offs and everyone treats this vapid and empty story with a self-seriousness that becomes stultifying – the return of Van-Damme and Lundgren was a prospect that made me moderately excited, until the ominous “With… And…” billing in the opening titles, dooming the audience to spending the majority of the run time with the dull and monosyllabic Arlovski instead. M’eh, not as bad as the Burt Reynolds entries, but fast approaching!