Scream 6

Oof. The only thing terrifying about this film is it’s bloody narrative. Am I right or am I right, bob. This review is aimed at someone called bob btw. If you’re not called bob then move along honestly. You’re not welcome here. Bob and I don’t spend too much time together anymore so this is really important to be just an ‘us’ thing. Sorry. If your name’s Patrick or something like that seriously fuck off. I don’t actually know someone called Bob. Does anyone? Who the hell is called Bob anymore. Another strong name demolished by time’s aging fist. Anyway, this was traassshhhhh.