Last Action Hero

Tongue in cheek can’t even begin to describe this hilarious, swashbuckling, fantasy love letter of a movie. This is the meta action movie. We had a buffet of unbeatable one-liners, side splitting slapstick and sight gags (the flashcard bomb countdown had me on the floor), Jack Slater's indestructible car, and perhaps the greatest and most elaborate fart joke ever put to film. This movie made me want to text my neighbors to apologize for my laughter. Everyone in this movie was the perfect caricature of their straight-laced action movie counterpart. Favorite one-liners: ”Hey, you want to be a farmer? Here’s a couple of acres. kick” "Something is rotten in the state of Denmark, and Hamlet is taking out the trash." "To be, or not to be? Not to be. 💥" Every cocoa factory allusion that came outta the chief's mouth, but "chewin my eggs off", man oh man.