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my dumbass will watch anything mads mikkelsen is in. this movie suuuuuucks though. it feels like someone tried to cash in on movies like crank, shoot em up, and smoking aces about ten years too late and making broke boi john wick on accident. it feels like a parody of a mark millar comic turned into a movie. some of the dark comedy and shots in this movie are solid and some of the cast does a decent job but oh boy is this a chore to watch. i don't know how you make a movie where people shoot the shit out of each other so boring but they did it. i want to say this movie is like twenty minutes too long but it's probably more like two hours too long
Mini Review: my dumbass will watch anything mads mikkelsen is in. this movie suuuuuucks though. it feels like someone tried to cash in on movies like crank, shoot em up, and smoking aces about ten years too late and making broke boi john wick on accident. it feels like a parody of a mark millar comic turned into a movie. some of the dark comedy and shots in this movie are solid and some of the cast does a decent job but oh boy is this a chore to watch. i don't know how you make a movie where people...
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