Eternals

Ponderous. Dull. Lifeless. Pointless. All adjectives that fail to fully capture Marvel’s first truly bad entry into the MCU. And it’s not bad because it’s tacky or corny or anything. It’s bad because it’s just a boring mess. No character is interesting. The internal squabbles have all the weight of a throw pillow. Power sets change and are forgotten when the plot calls for it. The villains are stupid. The CGI is ugly. The humor is misplaced. I would expound on all of those, but the movie is just not worth it, because it’s one biggest flaw is being wholly and remarkably forgettable. This will have evaporated from my mind by the end of the week. It’s just … BORING. Painfully BORING.