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Modern Vampires

Modern Vampires

Modern Vampires

1998
Romance, Comedy
TV Movie
1h 35m
A borderline fascistic Dr. Van Helsing unwittingly hires crack smoking gang-bangers to pursue the decadent vampires who secretly control Hollywood and the United States. (imdb)

Directed by:

Richard Elfman
Richard-Elfman
9 total credits
Richard Elfman has 9 credits at Criticker, including: Forbidden Zone, Shrunken Heads, Modern Vampires and Aliens, Clowns & Geeks

Writer:

Matthew Bright
Matthew-Bright
17 total credits
Matthew Bright has 17 credits at Criticker, including: Freeway, Forbidden Zone and Tiptoes

Starring:

Udo Kier
Udo-Kier
133 total credits
Udo Kie is a German actor, known primarily for his work in horror and exploitation movies. Udo Kier began his acting career as a protégé of film director Rainer Werner Fassbinder. He has starred in many vampire movies, such as Blood for Dracula, produced by Andy Warhol and directed by Paul Morrissey (1974), Blade (1998), Modern Vampire and Shadow of the Vampire (2000), both as vampire and human... (Wikipedia)
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Natasha Lyonne
Natasha-Lyonne
97 total credits
Natasha Lyonne is a stage, film, and television actress. Lyonne began acting at an early age with her first role as "Opal" on Pee-wee's Playhouse. She appeared in the 1990 film A Man Called Sarge during the time her family lived in Israel.Lyonne is perhaps best known for her roles in the first two American Pie films as the wise-cracking Jessica. She has also appeared in more than 30 other movies, including starring roles in the independent films...(Wikipedia)
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Kim Cattrall
Kim-Cattrall
63 total credits
Kim Victoria Cattrall is an English actress. She is known for her role as Samantha Jones in the HBO comedy/romance series Sex and the City, and for her leading roles in the 1980s films Police Academy, Big Trouble in Little China, Mannequin, and Porky's. For her role as Samantha Jones, she won a Golden Globe Award for Best Supporting Actress in 2002 and received four nominations for the role...(Wikipedia)
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Robert Pastorelli
Robert-Pastorelli
16 total credits
Robert Pastorelli has 16 credits at Criticker, including: Dances with Wolves, Eraser, Sister Act 2: Back in the Habit, Michael and Striking Distance
,
Craig Ferguson
Craig-Ferguson
49 total credits
Craig Ferguson is a naturalized American television host, stand-up comedian, writer, actor, director, and producer. He is the host of The Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson, a late-night talk show that airs on CBS. Ferguson has also written two books: Between the Bridge and the River and American on Purpose. Before his career as a late-night television host, Ferguson was best known in the United States for his role as Nigel Wick on The Drew Carey Show.
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Rod Steiger
Rod-Steiger
94 total credits
One of Hollywood's go-to character actors for years, Steiger appeared in over 100 films and won the Academy Award for 1967's In the Heat of the Night. His big break came in On the Waterfront, for which he garnered his first Oscar nomination. Steiger was married 5 times, and died in 2002 at the ripe old age of 77.
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Natasha Gregson Wagner
Natasha-Gregson-Wagner
30 total credits
Natasha Gregson Wagner has 30 credits at Criticker, including: High Fidelity, Lost Highway, Urban Legend, Wonderland and Another Day in Paradise
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Casper Van Dien
Casper-Van-Dien
79 total credits
Casper Van Dien has 79 credits at Criticker, including: Starship Troopers, Sleepy Hollow, Starship Troopers 3: Marauder, The Pact and Dracula 3000
,
Marco Hofschneider
Marco-Hofschneider
8 total credits
Marco Hofschneider has 8 credits at Criticker, including: The Island of Dr. Moreau, Immortal Beloved, Europa Europa, Urban Legends: Final Cut and Modern Vampires
,
Gabriel Casseus
Gabriel-Casseus
15 total credits
Gabriel Casseus has 15 credits at Criticker, including: Bedazzled, Fallen, Takers, Get on the Bus and Black Dog
,
Natalya Andrejchenko
Natalya-Andrejchenko
8 total credits
Natalya Andrejchenko has 8 credits at Criticker, including: Little Odessa, Sibiriada, Modern Vampires, Meri Poppins, do svidaniya and Voenno-polevoy roman
,
Boris Lee Krutonog
Boris-Lee-Krutonog
3 total credits
Boris Lee Krutonog has 3 credits at Criticker, including: Modern Vampires, Spinning Boris, Immersion, IHOP and Mr. and Mrs. Teacup

Genres:

Romance, Comedy, Horror

AKA:

The Revenant

Country:

USA

Language:

English

Modern Vampires

1998
Romance, Comedy
TV Movie
1h 35m
Avg Percentile 21.7% from 26 total ratings

Ratings & Reviews

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Avg Percentile 21.7% from 26 total ratings
Rated 27 Mar 2021
42
8th
Very stupid, campy vampy movie. I appreciate the generally transgressive, free-wheeling nature of it. There's some fun in seeing what vampire rules and mythos are being obeyed. Unfortunately the vampire-hunter subplot is jarring, woefully acted, and also crude and racist in characteristically clueless 90s fashion. Fans might appreciate Cattrall's last pre-S&tC performance. She hams it up and is a lot of fun, and should have really been in every scene, but hey, good thing HBO came calling..
Rated 20 Mar 2016
85
53rd
Delightfully crass Matthew Bright lunacy, with Rod Steiger as a Nazi vampire hunter. Exactly what more do you want?
Rated 01 May 2010
40
13th
This is a very campy vampire horror comedy, but I do have a soft spot for the vampires..

Cast & Info

Directed by:

Richard Elfman
Richard-Elfman
9 total credits
Richard Elfman has 9 credits at Criticker, including: Forbidden Zone, Shrunken Heads, Modern Vampires and Aliens, Clowns & Geeks

Writer:

Matthew Bright
Matthew-Bright
17 total credits
Matthew Bright has 17 credits at Criticker, including: Freeway, Forbidden Zone and Tiptoes

Starring:

Udo Kier
Udo-Kier
133 total credits
Udo Kie is a German actor, known primarily for his work in horror and exploitation movies. Udo Kier began his acting career as a protégé of film director Rainer Werner Fassbinder. He has starred in many vampire movies, such as Blood for Dracula, produced by Andy Warhol and directed by Paul Morrissey (1974), Blade (1998), Modern Vampire and Shadow of the Vampire (2000), both as vampire and human... (Wikipedia)
,
Natasha Lyonne
Natasha-Lyonne
97 total credits
Natasha Lyonne is a stage, film, and television actress. Lyonne began acting at an early age with her first role as "Opal" on Pee-wee's Playhouse. She appeared in the 1990 film A Man Called Sarge during the time her family lived in Israel.Lyonne is perhaps best known for her roles in the first two American Pie films as the wise-cracking Jessica. She has also appeared in more than 30 other movies, including starring roles in the independent films...(Wikipedia)
,
Kim Cattrall
Kim-Cattrall
63 total credits
Kim Victoria Cattrall is an English actress. She is known for her role as Samantha Jones in the HBO comedy/romance series Sex and the City, and for her leading roles in the 1980s films Police Academy, Big Trouble in Little China, Mannequin, and Porky's. For her role as Samantha Jones, she won a Golden Globe Award for Best Supporting Actress in 2002 and received four nominations for the role...(Wikipedia)
,
Robert Pastorelli
Robert-Pastorelli
16 total credits
Robert Pastorelli has 16 credits at Criticker, including: Dances with Wolves, Eraser, Sister Act 2: Back in the Habit, Michael and Striking Distance
,
Craig Ferguson
Craig-Ferguson
49 total credits
Craig Ferguson is a naturalized American television host, stand-up comedian, writer, actor, director, and producer. He is the host of The Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson, a late-night talk show that airs on CBS. Ferguson has also written two books: Between the Bridge and the River and American on Purpose. Before his career as a late-night television host, Ferguson was best known in the United States for his role as Nigel Wick on The Drew Carey Show.
,
Rod Steiger
Rod-Steiger
94 total credits
One of Hollywood's go-to character actors for years, Steiger appeared in over 100 films and won the Academy Award for 1967's In the Heat of the Night. His big break came in On the Waterfront, for which he garnered his first Oscar nomination. Steiger was married 5 times, and died in 2002 at the ripe old age of 77.
,
Natasha Gregson Wagner
Natasha-Gregson-Wagner
30 total credits
Natasha Gregson Wagner has 30 credits at Criticker, including: High Fidelity, Lost Highway, Urban Legend, Wonderland and Another Day in Paradise
,
Casper Van Dien
Casper-Van-Dien
79 total credits
Casper Van Dien has 79 credits at Criticker, including: Starship Troopers, Sleepy Hollow, Starship Troopers 3: Marauder, The Pact and Dracula 3000
,
Marco Hofschneider
Marco-Hofschneider
8 total credits
Marco Hofschneider has 8 credits at Criticker, including: The Island of Dr. Moreau, Immortal Beloved, Europa Europa, Urban Legends: Final Cut and Modern Vampires
,
Gabriel Casseus
Gabriel-Casseus
15 total credits
Gabriel Casseus has 15 credits at Criticker, including: Bedazzled, Fallen, Takers, Get on the Bus and Black Dog
,
Natalya Andrejchenko
Natalya-Andrejchenko
8 total credits
Natalya Andrejchenko has 8 credits at Criticker, including: Little Odessa, Sibiriada, Modern Vampires, Meri Poppins, do svidaniya and Voenno-polevoy roman
,
Boris Lee Krutonog
Boris-Lee-Krutonog
3 total credits
Boris Lee Krutonog has 3 credits at Criticker, including: Modern Vampires, Spinning Boris, Immersion, IHOP and Mr. and Mrs. Teacup

Genres:

Romance, Comedy, Horror

AKA:

The Revenant

Country:

USA

Language:

English
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