Mystery Science Theater 3000 - Season 11

Why is the Satellite of Love malfunctioning? Who is the hooded figure that wants Bobo's soul? What is the purpose of the mystery ship following the SOL? Find out in MST3K's eleventh season opener, featuring the Joe Estevez epic "Soultaker". (imdb)

In order to impress the Bureau of Mad Scientists Pearl unleashes the mephitic "Girl in Gold Boots" a Poorly acted, and even worse edited tale of a girl who attempts to make it big in LA as a dancer with the help of a petty thug. The dancers dress in oven bags, and bad guys are especially greasy and in the end it's got Mike and the bots dressing like mobsters and brain guy starts go go dancing! (imdb)

A grandfather tells his grandson several horrifying stories involving the wizard Merlin and a stolen monkey doll in Merlin's Shop of Mystical Wonders (1996). Crow and Tom review each other, Servo accidentally turns Mike into an infant with magic, and the crew shows off a collection of Ernest Borgnine children's books. (imdb)

The guys take a crack at Future War (1997) in which a man formerly enslaved by aliens escapes to modern-day Los Angeles but is being tracked by cyborgs and their trained dinosaurs. Mike and the Bots thank Pearl for not killing them which derails her plans. Tom makes himself a pair of legs so he can kick-box. (imdb)

The SOL crew take up fishing and debate whether films would be better if the actors/actresses were all nude. (imdb)

A smarmy professor and his dimwitted students camp out in an Arkansas swamp to search for Bigfoot in The Barbaric Beast of Boggy Creek, Part II (1984). Pearl makes up her own urban legend, Tom takes up whittling, and Crow tends to his fires. (imdb)

In Track of the Moon Beast (1976), a mineralogist is hit by a meteor which causes him to transform into a lizard-monster. The Bots rush the Halloween season on the SOL and devote an episode of Legends of Rock to "The Band That Played California Lady" (imdb)

Joe Don Baker tracks down an Italian mobster in Malta while Pearl tries to promote a looser humorous atmosphere in Castle Forrester. (imdb)

The SOL crew watches "Hamlet (1960)," a dark and dreary West German production of one of Shakespeare's greatest plays while Pearl concocts a deadly new virus. (imdb)

In "The Bat People (1974)," a not-so bat man terrorizes people while Mike tries to grow a mustache again. (imdb)

A spider terrorizes stranded bikini clad dancers while Pearl decides to move the castle. (imdb)

Angry worms munch on a town and a doughy guy learns the value of springs by a demonic little sprite when the crew watches "Squirm (1976)." (imdb)

Pearl accidentally destroys the device controlling the Satellite of Love, sending the ship into a deadly trajectory towards Earth, but Mike and the Bots have enough time to watch one last film: the '60s Euro-spy classic "Danger: Diabolik (1968)." (imdb)