Failed TV pilot in which Jesse Ventura and Roddy Piper play unemployed professional wrestlers who stop a robbery and become cops. And then get immediately promoted to detective. And then get a wisecracking black sidekick. Charmingly moronic with surprisingly good action sequences and physical comedy. There's a great Laurel & Hardy homage involving a piano that's better than anything similar I've seen in a movie in a long time. Plus Shannon Tweed as a vampy Linda McMahon type? What trash!