Top badass moment? Doctor Who pretending to be the Son of God in this mini-series about Judgement Day, although disappointingly there’s no sign of any Terminators. Grim in a way only cheap TV drama set in the north of England can be, the way the world’s religions quickly come together whilst everyone else riots feels a bit simplistic. (Are people really that gullible? Oh wait, vitamin enhanced ‘smart’ water, Brexit, pizza.) (Very briefly) 1 (ginger) cat, no chainsaws or decapitations.