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Two and a Half Men

Season 1

Two and a Half Men - Season 1

2003

Comedy, Sitcom

TV Season

Season 1 - A hedonistic jingle writer's free-wheeling life comes to an abrupt halt when his brother and 10-year-old nephew move into his beach-front house. (imdb)

Two and a Half Men - Season 1

2003

Comedy, Sitcom

TV Season

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Ratings & Reviews Episodes (25) Cast Collections Similar Stats Trailer

Average Percentile: 37.72%

Ratings & Reviews Episodes (25) Cast Collections Similar Stats Trailer

Average Percentile: 37.72%

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$Most Chicks Won\$

Most Chicks Won't Eat Veal: Original Pilot (2006)

After his wife kicks him out of the house, Alan must move in with his brother, Charlie. (imdb)

Two and a Half Men: Pilot (2003) - S1E1

After 12 years of marriage, Alan's wife, Judith, kicks him out. He turns to his older brother, Charlie, for help. Charlie has trouble adjusting his carefree lifestyle with the presence of his ten-year old nephew. (imdb)

Big Flappy Bastards (2003) - S1E2

Alan punishes Jake for an incident at Judith's house. Charlie is lax in enforcing Alan's restrictions, then some seagulls invade Charlie's house as a result of Jake's actions, Charlie has to learn how to discipline his nephew. (imdb)

Go East on Sunset Until You Reach the Gates of Hell (2003) - S1E3

Charlie and Alan go out drinking. Alan tries to reconcile with his wife. After that fails, they decide to confront the root of their issues, their mother. (imdb)

$If I Can\$

If I Can't Write My Chocolate Song, I'm Going to Take a Nap (2003) - S1E4

As Charlie tries to write a new jingle, Berta quits. Alan tries to convince her to come back. Leaving Charlie to get Jake ready for a dinner. And Rose tries to get Charlie's help to prepare for a date. (imdb)

The Last Thing You Want Is to Wind Up with a Hump (2003) - S1E5

Jake's soccer games lead to Alan and Charlie having encounters with teammates' sexy mothers. (imdb)

Did You Check with the Captain of the Flying Monkeys? (2003) - S1E6

Charlie and Evelyn date members of the same family. (imdb)

$If They Do Go Either Way, They\$

If They Do Go Either Way, They're Usually Fake (2003) - S1E7

Jake sees a butterfly tattoo on the firm bottom of a surfer-chick friend of Charlie's and draws a picture of it for school. Of course, this enrages Judith until she becomes very good friends with the woman herself. (imdb)

Twenty-five Little Pre-pubers Without a Snoot-ful (2003) - S1E8

After being tricked into helping Alan and Judith produce Jake's classroom musical, Charlie is flattered to find out that the kids know all the words to his jingles. Alan is blind-sided with divorce papers from Judith, causing strife which results in Charlie, who refuses to deal with the pre-pubers without a snootful, having to produce the play on his own. Jake is crushed when he realizes that a reconciliation between his parents may never happen. (imdb)

Phase One, Complete (2003) - S1E9

Charlie wants to dump a female friend to whom Jake has grown attached. Alan and Rose bond over a game of Scrabble. (imdb)

Merry Thanksgiving (2003) - S1E10

Thanksgiving winds up being the least thankful day of the year for Charlie, who has to bribe various members of his household to even come to a traditional turkey dinner. Not only are the usual feuds in evidence (leading to a turkey-carving right out of "Psycho") but Judith's parents are actually sympathetic to Alan and hostile to their own daughter for her "fling" with lesbianism. (imdb)

Alan Harper, Frontier Chiropractor (2003) - S1E11

Seeing Judith's new look and boyfriend prompts Alan to realize that if he wants to get back into the dating scene, he will need to change his look also. (imdb)

Camel Filters and Pheromones (2004) - S1E12

Berta brings her 16 year old granddaughter to work. She poses issues for the men. (imdb)

Sarah Like Puny Alan (2004) - S1E13

Charlie tries to nurse Alan back from the flu because he needs him for a double date with sisters. (imdb)

$I Can\$

I Can't Afford Hyenas (2004) - S1E14

Charlie's accountant Stan tries to make Charlie understand his desperate financial situation. (imdb)

Round One to the Hot Crazy Chick (2004) - S1E15

Charlie falls for a seemingly crazy woman named Frankie--against Alan's advice. (imdb)

That Was Saliva, Alan (2004) - S1E16

Now that Frankie has tricked the Harpers into taking her and her daughter Joanie in, she explains that Bob's parents want her declared mentally incompetent in order to get custody. Charlie wants to dump her, but Alan insists on taking them both in. Jake doesn't enjoy the 8 year old's 'romantic' attention. Charlie hates the consolation kisses and compliments, and is stunned when Frankie prefers intimacy with Alan. (imdb)

Ate the Hamburgers, Wearing the Hats (2004) - S1E17

Charlie is offended when Alan chooses his married, responsible cousins as Jake's guardians. (imdb)

An Old Flame with a New Wick (2004) - S1E18

Charlie's old flame, Jill, comes for a visit, she had an operation and is now called "Bill". Then Evelyn starts dating Bill. (imdb)

$I Remember the Coatroom, I Just Don\$

I Remember the Coatroom, I Just Don't Remember You (2004) - S1E19

Judith's sister Liz comes for a visit.

Hey, I Can Pee Outside in the Dark (2004) - S1E20

Jake plays electric guitar all day long and doesn't want to do anything else. Alan and Charlie can't figure out why. Jake refuses to discuss anything with anyone, including his grandmother and even a psychologist. (imdb)

No Sniffing, No Wowing (2004) - S1E21

Charlie tries to seduce Alan's divorce lawyer, Laura, and her assistant. (imdb)

My Doctor Has a Cow Puppet (2004) - S1E22

Charlie notices that Alan sleepwalks and tries to find out what's causing it and how to deal with it. He asks for help from their mother Evelyn and Jake's psychologist, Dr. Linda Freeman. (imdb)