Cord

Top badass moment? It manages to make eating tinned peaches seem really, really gross. Set in a post-apocalyptic world where soap seems to have become extinct, people live in crappy, snowy places, doing something that if I fully understood what it was would probably seem even grosser than the peaches. It's not that I couldn't work it out, but some sort of sixth sense is telling me not to try. A 'sex film' that's less arousing than Big Bird with a hangover. No cats, chainsaws or decapitations.