Little Thirteen

Top badass moment? German teen angst; apparently it really exists. And there I was, thinking they all grew up to be efficiency consultants at BMW. The more times I see movies like this, the more I realise I thoroughly wasted my teenage years on stuff I was told was important, like school; and punk; and growing cacti from seed. This is a competently made film, but somehow it manages to be about as emotionally engaging as my neighbour’s vacuum cleaner. No cats, chainsaws or decapitations.

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