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Chloe is a New York party girl with the morals of a pirate who bullies and causes trouble for her naive small town roommate June.
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My Name Is Joe
Two thirtysomethings, unemployed former alcoholic Joe and community health worker Sarah, start a romantic relationship in the one of the toughest Glasgow neighbourhoods (imdb)
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War for the Planet of the Apes
After the apes suffer unimaginable losses, Caesar wrestles with his darker instincts and begins his own mythic quest to avenge his kind. (imdb)
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Batman: Year One
Batman: Year One (2011) - Direct-to-Video
A wealthy playboy and a Chicago cop both return to Gotham City where their lives will intersect in unexpected ways. (imdb)
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Next Gen
A friendship with a top-secret robot turns a lonely girl's life into a thrilling adventure as they take on bullies, evil bots, and a scheming madman.
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Blue Sky
Hank Marshall is a tough, square-jawed, straitlaced Army engineer and nuclear science expert, assigned to help conduct weapons-testing in 1950's America. Hank has become a thorn in the side of the Army, though, for a couple of very different reasons. He is an outspoken opponent of atmospheric testing, though his superiors hold contrary views and want to squelch his concerns... and his reports... (imdb)
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Psycho III
Norman Bates is still running his little motel, and he has kept the dressed skeleton he calls mother. One of his guests is a young girl who has left the convent where she lived. To get some help he employs a young man. One day a nosey journalist comes to see him to ask questions about his past. (imdb)
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Made of Honor
The film revolves around Tom and Hannah, who have been platonic friends for 10 years. He's a serial dater, while she wants marriage but hasn't found Mr. Right. Just as Tom is starting to think that he is relationship material after all, Hannah gets engaged. When she asks Tom to be her "maid" of honor, he reluctantly agrees just so he can attempt to stop the wedding and woo her.
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Deep End
A boy from lower class has just finished school. Because he cannot find other work he takes a job in one of the public bathes in the suburbs of London. There he meets a girl who is a little bit older than he... (imdb)
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Carne
Carne (1991) - Short Film
A butcher in old Paris spends his days slaughtering horses and his nights caring for his bizarre and mute teenage daughter.
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