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The Brute
The Brute is a slaughterhouse worker who more than makes up in muscle what he lacks in brain power.... (imdb)
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Amerikalilar Karadeniz\
Americans take a smart bomb out of its casing by mistake, change its orbit and drop it in the hut of Deli Muhittin'in (Kadir Çöpdemir) living the pleasant Black Sea village of Yukarısulakça. However the bomb does not explode. American spies disguised as tourists pay a visit to the village but this visit disturbs Ercüment (Peker Açıkalın), the trickster of the village. (sundayszaman.com)
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Kicking and Screaming
Following graduation, a handful of college students do nothing and talk about it wittily. (imdb)
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The Women on the 6th Floor
Paris in 1960. Jean-Louis and Suzanne Joubert are no longer exactly youthful. This stockbroker and his wife live a quiet, middle-class existence in an elegant tenement building. You might even describe their lives as dull - especially since the children have been packed off to boarding school. Things are a good deal livelier on the sixth floor of their building where all the female staff live. (berlinale.de)
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Gekijô ban Kara no kyôkai: Dai isshô - Fukan fûkei
A young woman named Shiki attempts to solve a mysterious case involving multiple suicides.
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Metro Manila
Seeking a brighter future in megacity Manila, Oscar Ramirez and his family flee their impoverished life in the rice fields of the northern Philippines. But the sweltering capital's bustling intensity quickly overwhelms them, and they fall prey to the rampant manipulations of its hardened locals. Oscar catches a lucky break when he's offered steady work for an armored truck company and gregarious senior officer Ong takes him under his wing. (imdb)
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Pain and Glory
A film director reflects on the choices he's made in life as past and present come crashing down around him. (imdb)
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The Brothers McMullen
Three Irish Catholic brothers from Long Island struggle to deal with love, marriage, and infidelity. (imdb)
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Investigation of a Citizen Above Suspicion
A kafkian story: a fascistoid police inspector kills his mistress, and deliberately leaves clues just to find out how big is his reputation of "a citizen above suspicion" (imdb)
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A Woman of Paris
Marie St. Clair believes she has been jilted by her artist fiance Jean when he fails to meet her at the railway station. She goes off to Paris alone. A year later, mistress of wealthy Pierre Revel, she meets Jean again. Misinterpreting events she bounces back and forth between apparent security and true love. (imdb)
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