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Three teenagers two-timed by a local lothario decide to turn the tables on him in this romantic comedy. (Fox)
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The latest provocation from surrealist master Jan Svankmajer is based on two short stories by Edgar Allan Poe and inspired by the works of the Marquis de Sade. Lunacy combines live action and stop-motion, sex and violence, grand guignol terror and gallows humor, and a lot of animated meat. (Zeitgeist Films)
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A hard but mediocre cop is assigned to escort a prostitute into custody from Las Vegas to Phoenix, so that she can testify in a mob trial. But a lot of people are literally betting that they won't make it into town alive. (imdb)
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Hans is a street fruit peddler and born-loser. His choice of career upsets his bourgeois family, causing him to turn to drinking and violence. After recovering from a debilitating heart attack, his business finally begins to take off. However the more he becomes a credit to his family, the more depressed he becomes. One sociable day, while toasting his friends and family, he decides to drink himself to death. (IMDB)
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Ping Pong the Animation (2014) - TV Mini-Series
Five ping pong prodigies learn to navigate the harsh climate of competitive sport and the even more frightening realm of self realization. (imdb)
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The story of an aging French actor who - after learning his family has been killed in an accident - still carries on with his career, enjoys his morning espresso and newspaper, appreciates the endless beauty that is Paris, and takes a stand against the philistinism that plagues his professional life. (Film Forum)
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The film opens with a squad of seasoned German soldiers, led by a disillusioned but skilled sergeant... (imdb)
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This science fiction film examines a society in which a chip is placed in your brain at birth to record your entire life. (Lions Gate Films)
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In the Paris of the early 20th century, Louise, wife of a general, sells the earrings her husband gave her: she needs money for a gambling debt... (imdb)
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Charlotte and Her Jules (1960) - Short Film
A jilted man (Jean-Paul Belmondo) rants at his mostly silent former lover (Anne Collette).
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