John Byner

When Monte Peterson (Rodney Dangerfield), a three-timesdivorced L.A. real estate developer, buys a valuable piece of land in Utah, he discovers the land comes with more than just tumbleweeds. Monte's new deal just landed him not one, not two but five new wives. (Dangerfield Entertainment)

A young boy and a bunch of misfit friends embark on a quest to find a dark magic item of ultimate power before a diaboical tyrant can. (imdb)

Two reporters travel to a strange castle in Transylvania to investigate the apparent reappearance of Frankenstein, and encounter such kooky creatures as the sensitive Wolfman, the horny Vampiress Odette, as well as a whole cast of other weirdos. (imdb)

Stroker Ace, a champion NASCAR driver, is standing at the top of his career, but is getting fed up with having to do as he's told. In between rebelling against his sponsor (a fried chicken chain)'s promotion gimmicks (like making him dress up in giant chicken suit) he spends the rest of the movie trying to bed the buxom Pembrook. (imdb)

Aardvark's computer contraption that he consults for advice on how to catch the Ant only guides the Aardvark through an exercise of painful futility. (imdb)

Opus the Penguin struggles to achieve his seemingly impossible dream to be able to fly. (imdb)

The magical Munchie is back, and if he gets in any more trouble it's off to the dullest constellation in the galaxy. Staying out of trouble has never been easy for Munchie, but this time he gives it his best shot. He is sent to earth and finds himself in the company of the McClelland family. (imdb)

The aardvark pursues the ant. Fortunately for the ant, he is pals with a termite. A plethora of termites provides the ant with backup and harass the aardvark.

The aardvark chases the ant.

To bar the Ant from subterranean refuge, the Aardvark strives to plug every ant hole in existence and, to his dismay, discovers a hole of volcanic proportions which is the dwelling of Charlie's huge, older kin. (imdb)

Ant raids a picnic. Aardvark uses various Wile E. Coyote-style methods to attempt to intercept and eat him. Just as with Mr. Coyote, they are technological, and often RubeGoldbergish, and absolutely none of them work.

The Ant is captured by a scientist and placed in an insect specimen container within the scientist's mobile laboratory, and fortunately for the Ant, his host does not approve of the Aardvark's Ant-snatching attempts. (imdb)

The Ant takes vitamins and is suddenly muscular.

The Aardvark pursues The Ant, again. The Ant manages to get protection from a tiger.

The Aardvark chases The Ant around a house, instead of the wild.

After being run over by a truck, both the ant and the aardvark wind up in the hospital with broken legs. However that, along with sharing the room with an aggressive bulldog, doesn't stop the aardvark from continuing to pursue the ant as his dinner. (imdb)

The Aardvark's vacuum cleaner, intended by him to inhale the Ant after his own snout becomes corked and bottled, ingests an angry bear. (imdb)

The Aardvark shiveringly pursues the Ant after a snowfall has covered their habitat. (imdb)

The Ant is spending his vacation at the beach, but the Aardvark sniffs him out. A belligerent Life Guard mistakes Aardvark for a dog a repeatedly kicks him off the beach. Ultimately, Aardvark is sent off to the Dog Pound.

It turns out that The Ant has joined a "forest lodge", so he calls for backup every time The Aardvark is about to eat him, and various forest creatures come to his rescue.

The Aardvark is stuck on an island. Another island has ants. He tries to cross the narrow channel between the two, with the usual string of comic failures.

The Aardvark finds further opposition, in the form of another hungry aardvark, to his aim of ant intake - and so ensues a battle of aardvarks for digestive possession of Charlie, with use of spread-on-ground thumb tacks and rubber cement, plus jet-powered stilts and a tripping rope. (imdb)

Aardvark vs. The Green Aardvark. Again.

Plagued by malpractice lawyers, bureaucratic health insurance companies, uninsured patients, and stressed out doctors, the health care system is on the verge of a total breakdown. As a cost cutting measure at its hospitals, R.I.P Healthcare has developed the perfect android doctor, MD 63 (a.k.a. RoboDoc). RoboDoc's success would bring flawless, affordable health care to all. (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/RoboDoc)

Two toads decide to eat a grasshopper. The grasshopper has other ideas.

A stagecoach owner is going out of business if the train (rode by Roland) makes it to the other side, so they hire Rattfink to stop the train, but doesn't work. (bcdb.com)

The mysterious owner of a costume shop rents a Santa Claus suit to three very different men: a math teacher trying to get the nerve to propose, a homeless restaurateur trying to hide from the mob, and a harried political speech writer visiting with his estranged wife and son. Their lives are inexorably changed by their experience of playing Santa Claus.

Enterprising friends plan a get-rich-quick scheme by hiring a woman for the world's oldest profession.

A half-hour sketch comedy show that is not politically correct. It showcased the talents of veteran performers John Byner (the host) and Bob Einstein as Super Dave Osbourne. (imdb)