The Black Cauldron

It’s probably an f bomb or a disgusting beheading away from being a true classic. The Horned King looks so awesome for Disney and he is shackled by Disney. Hi I’m about to present my thesis on R rated Disney children’s movies:

Strips the fantastic Chronicles of Prydain books of their charm, pathos, and wit to create a somber, awkward, lifeless, and generally unpleasant fantasy movie. The dialogue is stilted, the pacing uneven, the characters two-dimensional, and the animation average at best. Ambitious, perhaps, but still a misfire.

You know, for kids! The darkness of this fantasy adventure must have been a difficult sell but this, the most underrated and unfairly overlooked Disney Animated Classic, has a lot going for it: charm, impressive animation (including some nice uses of POV shots) and a good sense of fun. The second half has it's fair share of problems, too... but I'll allow it.

THE BLACK CAULDRON is fascinating in its shortcomings; an expensive and ambitious fantasy that was subjected to studio interference and, one way or another, ended up as something of a mess. The animation--character and background--is superb, Elmer Bernstein's score is strong, and the voice acting is decent. But the story is a disjointed mess, with a promising villain ruined by his irritating and totally unfunny hench-troll; there is, in fact, an excess of comic relief, and not enough wonder.

This was supposed to be the ruturn of Classic Disney Animation. It wasn't. They settled on this when rights to LORD OF THE RINGS fell through; their loose adaptation of the Alexander's book brings the story closer to Tolkein and shows us how they might have handled RINGS -- lifelessly. Some evokative scenes as the black army marches, but not much more. John Byner (otherwise a danged funny guy) is merely annoying as the witch king's servant.

A terribly forgettable entry in the Disney canon, and the face of the studio's "Dark Age" for good reason. Save for a notably dark villain and visuals for the time, there's little else here worth revisiting.

This movie could have been an all-time great, but it has some MAJOR problems bringing it down. The Horned King is a sinister villain who does absolutely nothing but enter rooms. There's no good music to speak of (the score is annoying at best), which is kind of a prerequisite for Disney. Some charming characters and some nice, dark tone do salvage it somewhat, but it could have been so much better. I would love to see it with all of those infamous "missing" cut scenes.

This film is torture. Absolute torture. The protagonists are aggressively unlikable, the plot is astoundingly cliche, the animation is hideous with the constant weird expressions and gestures, and the narrative choices made in the film are confounding. The 10 points are entirely for John Hurt's performance - the Horned King is the only thing worth watching in this film, and I would strongly caution people NOT to watch it. (Also I would gladly kill the Gurgi and not feel any remorse for it.)

In spite of widescreen and good animation, this movie manages to make what is supposedly a large fantasy universe feel incredibly small. The Horned King is one of the coolest villains in Disney canon, but he is very unceremoniously dispatched. He is balanced by the lead Taran, who acts like the lovechild of Ariel and young King Arthur. Not as annoying as the former, and with hints of an arc, but not quite as endearing as the latter. The movie isn't as bad as it's reputation, but not a must-see.

There hasn't really been any kind of American hand-drawn animated film quite like it (at least until Don Bluth is able to get Dragon's Lair up and running). An 80s medieval fantasy in Disney dressing, lavishly animated, wonderfully scored (Elmer Bernstein), and full of incredible (and scary!) imagery. Very much of a product of its time in the best possible way. I would love to see Disney take another big swing like this again someday on something truly dark and daring.

The story of Disney shunning The Black Cauldron is far more interesting than the movie itself. Some of the darker imagery ok but most of the brief running time drags. Gurgi has to be one of the more annoying characters to grace Disney screens.

Lock this one in the vault forever.

(2014-15 Disneython #19:) Disney does high fantasy. It's better than Ralph Bakshi's laughable Lord of the Rings, but still not that great. The biggest problem is that defeating the Horned King ultimately looks easy as hell, and unlike other epic fantasy villains (or, hell, even Disney's own Jafar) I'm not remotely convinced that this guy is a threat to the world. The movie has the aesthetics and themes of high fantasy but lacks the scale.

Messy storytelling, but it's good enough to make the story and characters compelling, and that's what I ask for in an adventure film. There are some impressive visual moments and it's all pretty fun.

You can't put a magical pig in a movie without some kind of explanation.

and this was my favorite book series

The computer game was better than the movie.

Disney fail. Boring and verrrrrry loose adaptation of the beloved source material.

A hidden Disney treasure. It's so dark that not as many people know about it as much as other Disney movies. Good stuff.

Not bad, especially compared to Disney's other run-of-the-mill stuff.

Aight. Tepid & you feel a little sad about your child- or adult-self afterward. Like having Gpt4 as your DM. Animation was pretty slick. Shoulda been better, honestly. What are all those server farms doing, anyway? Cancer research? Military stuff? Maybe give the neural network just a *lil* more free computing power? The jokes were allllmost there. The kids were alllmost believable. I know you were trained on the classics. You have all of Nabokov inside you. How can you fail, GPT—I mean movie?

I didn't like this as much as I thought I would

This is a frustrating movie, because it has absolutely stunning parts in the middle of bland genericness. I've heard a lot about how the original book was far more distinctive, and I believe it; bits and pieces of that made it thru, but overall, I can see why this isn't well-remembered.

Overhyped as "the one scary Disney film", there are some Bakshi-style skeletons and dragons and that's it. What's more interesting to me is that Andy Serkis' Gollum sounds EXACTLY like the character of Gurgi, to the point that you have to believe he sat down and watched this taking notes at some point.

105/100 https://esperwatchesfilms.tumblr.com/post/651863445063581696/the-black-cauldron-1985

I liked using this movie to be a smug niche know-it-all as a child when people asked my favorite Disney rather than simply answering the question honestly, aka childhood me was a hipster before it was hip

Alas, the film which Disney pretty much swept under the rug isn't very good. It's refreshingly dark, and John Hurt cuts a dash as the Horned King, but the sidekick characters are tedious (even by Disney princess standards, Eilonwy is annoyingly perky, and Gurgi set my teeth on edge). And the plot is as generic as a fantasy quest gets - the kind of yarn where the safest place to hide the magic pig is a place called The Forbidden Forest.

Some fine animation, and a rather dark violent tone, is no match for a bunch of lousy characters working slowly through an uneven script.

This enjoyable fantasy adventure is much darker and scarier than usual for Disney.

Not enjoyable for adults. I doubt it will be for children though.

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Trash, there is a reason this one is not very well known

The Black Cauldron is admirable for attempting to break the Disney tradition. A fine example of early expectation subversion for the brand. However it diverges from the novels and comes to an end a little to quickly. John Hurt is fantastic and visuals are wondrous. So take the good with the bad.

The most underrated Disney film. The inventiveness of its animation can be compared to the very finest from Disney.

I didn't like this one when I was little because it was way too dark. Would be interesting to rewatch

This movie honestly has such a special place in my heart. Its a movie for everybody, with both serious, scary characters along with silly and funny sidekicks. The Black Cauldron is an extremely underrated Disney masterpiece.

A movie that, in my childhood, was somewhat entertaining. But it has not held up.

Trippy

Reminds us what real heroes are made of. Still, there's ALOT that needs improving.

Bottom list Disney.

Sometimes quite scary! If I get kids, I will show them this movie so they will be scared shitless. The narration was sometimes annoying though, but that yellow elf thing was pretty cool. And the Horned King too

Bland as fuck.

The scariest Disney, which automatically makes it more interesting in my book. Wish I'd seen this as a kid, it would've rocked my socks off. Some of the characters are a bit annoying and the pacing is uneven, but it's definitely a fun watch. Some cool effects, wonderful backgrounds, and a cliche-filled but cute heroes journey tale.

Am I the only one who found a great deal of Lord of the Rings influence? I mean it's everywhere. I don't know whether this is the case in the books, but despite this in the film I find it to be a pretty solid entry in Disney's canon. It being their darkest effort makes it fairly refreshing.

Not as grand as a typical Disney effort, but it does have a good story and a great villain.

Some gorgeous and genuinely scary bits (the skeleton warriors - brr!) can't save this from being largely crap.

It's worth the 88 just on a nostalgia basis. It's really a great flick, but when so much is crammed into the short time frame of a disney, it lacks a full plot.

Fun and entertaining. A little thin/short.

I remember enojying it (and the computer game) when I was a young lad.

The book is one of my favorites... so it's unlikely a movie will ever do it justice...

I have to say that I haven't seen this in a long time. But I remember it being okay.

Disney tries to make one of those 'dark' 80s movies and doesn't succeed, but it's more ashamed of this movie than need be. It's strictly okay. Not deep fare, not fantastic characters, and the ending's a bit weak.