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Jackson is back, and now he has a new partner, karate champion Sean, as they must face a deadly terrorist known as "The Cobra", who has infected Sean with a virus. Sean and Jackson have no choice but to fight the Cobra and his bands of ninjas. (imdb)

The Fountain is an odyssey about one man's eternal struggle to save the woman he loves. (Warner Bros.)

The first and most terrifying chapter in the Hannibal Lecter trilogy. (Universal Pictures)

A gang of bank robbers fight their way out of a zombie-infested London. (imdb)

A team consisting of a physicist, his wife, a young female psychic and the only survivor of the previous visit are sent to the notorious Hell House to prove/disprove survival after death. Previous visitors have either been killed or gone mad, and it is up to the team to survive a full week in isolation, and solve the mystery of the Hell House. (imdb)

Ned and Conor are forced to share a bedroom at their boarding school. The loner and the star athlete at this rugby-mad school form an unlikely friendship until it's tested by the authorities. (imdb)

Armed with boyish charm and a sharp wit, the former "SNL" writer offers sly takes on marriage, his beef with babies and the time he met Bill Clinton. (Netflix)

A balloon wraps itself around a young child's hand, bringing him higher and higher, much to the child's delight... but... (imdb)

A father goes undercover for the DEA in order to free his son who was imprisoned after being set up in drug deal. (imdb)

Alan Partridge a failed television presenter whose previous exploits had featured in the chat-show parody Knowing Me, Knowing You with Alan Partridge, and who is now presenting a programed on local radio in Norwich. (imdb)