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The Beastmaster
A sword-and-sorcery fantasy about a young man's search for revenge. Armed with supernatural powers, the handsome hero and his animal allies wage war against marauding forces. (imdb)
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Foolproof
Kevin, Sam and Rob have an unusual hobby: planning foolproof heists, without intending to actually perform them. The game goes wrong when their latest plan is stolen and carried out. Things get even worse when a mysterious man approaches them with an offer: plan a heist for him, or go to jail. As the clock ticks, they find that the risk might be higher than just their freedom. (imdb)
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Megan Is Missing
Fictional drama based on actual events, about 2 teen-age girls who encounter an internet predator. (imdb)
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Outbreak
Extreme measures are necessary to contain an epidemic of a deadly airborne virus. But how extreme, exactly?
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Silk Stockings
A musical remake of Ninotchka: After three bumbling Soviet agents fail in their mission to retrieve a straying Soviet composer from Paris, the beautiful, ultra-serious Ninotchka is sent to complete their mission and to retrieve them. She starts out condemning the decadent West, but gradually falls under its spell, with the help of Steve Canfield, an American movie producer. (imdb)
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Agent Carter
Agent Carter (2013) - Short Film
Agent Carter, a member of the Strategic Scientific Reserve, is in search of the mysterious Zodiac
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Louis Theroux: Law and Disorder in Johannesburg
One of the installments in the Louis Theroux Law and Disorder Series (imdb)
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The Pallbearer
Chaos unfolds as Tom is roped into being a pallbearer (and delivering the eulogy!) by the mother of a recently deceased "friend" from high school that he just can't remember. In the meantime, an unrequited love from high school (NOT the dead guy's girlfriend) reappears in his life. (imdb)
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I Could Never Be Your Woman
A mother falls for a younger man while her daughter falls in love for the first time. Mother Nature messes with their fates. (imdb)
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Mean Creek
When a group of teenage boys and one bold young girl seek playful revenge on the kid who has tormented them, nothing turns out the way they expected. What begins as a trip down a river and a childish prank soon turns into an eye-opening encounter with the enemy -- a harrowing journey into wilderness and an event that will force them to grapple with the very meaning of friendship and responsibility. (Paramount Classics)
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