Umberto D'Orsi

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Total Credits at Criticker: 36 (Actor)

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    White Collar Blues
    Based on Paolo Villaggio's book "Fantozzi", which is popular in Italy, this film tells the story of an unfortunate accountant's life over the course of one year (imdb)
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    Spirits of the Dead
    Three renowned European directors (Federico Fellini, Roger Vadim and Louis Malle) each adapt a Poe short story to the screen: "Toby Dammit," (Fellini) featuring Terence Stamp as a disheveled drugged and drunk English movie star who nods acceptance in the Italian press and his producers fawn over him. "Metzengerstein" (Vadim) with Jane Fonda (Mrs. Vadim at the time) as a Mediveal countess who has a love-hate relationship with a black stallion - who, it turns out is really her dead lover... (imdb)
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    Ubalda, All Naked and Warm
    During the Middle Ages, a clumsy knight returns home where his wife awaits him. Sensuous and beautiful, she has attracted several male admirers during his absence, but her chastity belt has maintained her faithfulness. Now is her chance to wrest the key from him and enjoy herself. The knight's portly friend has a similar problem with his equally gorgeous wife. (imdb)
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    I Maniaci
    Features a series of brief comic sketches based on maniacs, mainly sexual, featuring several figures of Italian society. (imdb)
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    How We Got Into Trouble with the Army
    A sergeant finds out that a GI hides a child in the military barracks. The boy is the son of another soldier who sings in a night club but due to series of misunderstandings the sergeant believes he is his own son, born from a former love story. (imdb)
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    The Two Parachutists
    Two penniless Italian buskers want to go to the USA but get on the wrong ship and end up in South America in a concentration camp where they are rescued by American parachutists from. Afterwards they become big shots in the States but their dream comes to an end : they are sent to fight in Vietnam (imdb)
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    How We Robbed the Bank of Italy
    Dim-wits Franco and Cicco try to come up with a plan to rob the safes of the Bank of Italy, but with one muddle after another, they find themselves empty-handed after each attempt to do so. (imdb)
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    La cuccagna
    Two boys, driven to despair for their failures in life, decide to kill himself in protest against the company and choose to lurk behind a target from the Italian army training and here the viewer can enjoy a shrewd mockery of militarism, with the same Salce who plays the clown of a general who observed the maneuvers of his men from a high shelf. But just when the military is to shoot starts, the two boys kiss each other and decide to rescue fleeing the bombs and then start a new life together. (luigi-tenco.tripod.com)
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    The Thursday
    Dino spends a day with his son Robertino whom he hadn't seen in five years, since his divorce. In order to win the child's affection, Dino hides the truth of his unaccomplished life behind a web of lies.
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    Frenesia dell\
    Comedy and episode film about several people in the italian town Viareggio.
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    Il Gaucho
    A delegation of Italian movie makers go to Argentina to attend to a film festival.
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    Basta guardarla
    A young and very nice country girl joins to a little theatrical team, provoking jealousies and gossips around herself. (imdb)
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    Le ore dell\
    Gianni and Marietta get along wonderfully as lovers, but not as a couple. Despite being married, they agree to become lovers again. (imdb)
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    In the West There Was a Man Named Invincible
    Bambi (Chris Huerta) is settling in as the Sheriff of Apple Pie City when his old associate, Tricky Dicky (George Hilton) reappears, hired by the local banker to escort a wagon filled with gold to Dallas, a route prowled by numerous bandits. Things don't start auspiciously: a number of people seem to know more than they should about the 'secret' shipment and, even more worryingly, Tricky Dicky's vengeance-crazed nemesis, Twinkletoes (Tony Norton), is hot on their trail. (European Film Review)
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    Mazzabubù... Quante corna stanno quaggiù?
    Comedy, farce. A presenter introduces some characters and illustrates a series of situations which deal with infidelity. (ftvdb.bfi)
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    Vedo nudo
    Film picturing several sexually disturbed characters, one a publisher who sees all women in the nude, a maniac assassin, a timid clerk who believe he is a woman, etc... (bfi)
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    A Game of Crime
    Murder drama of a plot to murder members of a household to get at an insurance policy, complicated by a paraplegic who has prescience of the deaths. (BFI)
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    Don Franco e don Ciccio nell\
    Don Franco and Don Ciccio are priests of two parishes in eternal conflict. Don Franco is a more innovative priest, while Don Ciccio is more traditionalist. The political period is the 1960s. Sit-ins, manifestations and a soccer match concern the factions of the two parishes. (worldcat)
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    Scusi, ma lei le paga le tasse?
    An uncle and his nephew both work at the tax office and compete in exposing tax dodgers. The uncle after a while is deranked because of his nephew, while the latter exposes the winner of an important lottery. (imdb)
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    Pensiero d\
    A young English peer leaves England and Thumbs his way across Europe. He sings in hotels and restaurants to make ends meet. When he becomes successful he also finds true love. (imdb)
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    Controsesso
    Film in three episodes: Cocaine on Sunday the professor a businesswoman, Studies in frustration. (bfi)
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    Soldati e caporali
    The army challenges the navy in a singing contest. (imdb)
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    Le monachine
    Two nuns come to Rome to protest to an airline about its jet planes which have been flying over their convent school, disrupting teaching of the little orphans who study there and damaging the ancient fresco of their patron saint through sound vibrations. (imdb)
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    I 2 deputati
    Francesco and Franco are brothers in law but, since their respective wives can't stand each other, are always arguing. When Francesco decides to run for Parliament, Franco is kidnapped by his opposing party and forced to run as well. The clashes between the two in-laws will continue in Parliament. (bfi)
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    La pecora nera
    Episode film about identical twin brothers. Mario is an honest government-minded deputy. Filippo lives by his wits, not quite legally. Eventually Filippo ruins his brother's career and mind, absorbs his wife and finally steps into his shoes as an honourable member of Parliament. (bfi)
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    I nipoti di Zorro
    Two fellows from Sicily go to America thinking that they will find gold . For their bad luck in California they meet the brave Zorro who is protecting the helpless people. They have to help him which is followed by a lot of adventures and funny moments. (imdb)
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    Don Chisciotte e Sancho Panza
    Comic version of the famous man of la Mancha by Miguel de Cervantes in which Don Quixote having read an adventure book too many sets out on his own adventures with his servant Sancho Panza. (imdb)
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    Lacrime d\
    An English singer thinks his Italian wife has cheated on him and goes back to England. He is then involved in drug trafficking (actually organized by his treacherous promoter) and ends up in jail. Luckily enough after a while the real culprit is revealed and he can go back to Italy and his wife. (imdb)
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    Franco e Ciccio... ladro e guardia
    A cop has a cousin who is a thief, and one day while he is chasing him he ends up in a room with a murdered man. The two are photographed at the murder scene and believed to be the assassins. The police however believe in their innocence and send the odd couple on the trail of the real murderer who is thought to be working in a circus. (imdb)
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    Il Successo
    Giulio Ceriani (Vittorio Gassman) has a lovely wife, a close friend and a job. However, as soon as he figures a way of becoming rich he will put all those things in danger.
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    Rita, la figlia americana
    This follows wealthy industrialist who loves classical music but doesn't have a great artistic background. He adopts an American girl and hopes that she will embark on a career as a classical concert pianist, rather as she loves rock, she befriends a group of 'rockers'. These 'rockers' are hated by her adopted father. (mondomusic.com.au)
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    Snow Job
    A skiing instructor in the Italian Alps robs the winter resort where he works with the help of a down on his luck ski racer. (Wikipedia)
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    Se permettete parliamo di donne
    Vittorio Gassman stars as different characters in each of the nine episodes of this unusual Italian comedy. Playing everything from a practical joker to a prisoner, he comments upon romance, love and women in general. (imdb)
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    Blockhead
    1966 Italian comedy film directed by Giancarlo Zagni. It was screened at the Venice Film Festival, in which it won the Leone di San Marco Plate. (wikipedia)
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    Who Killed the Prosecutor and Why?
    Nino is a glamour photographer who witnesses a murder of a prosecutor being constructed to look like an automobile accident. (imdb)
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    Due gattoni a nove code... e mezza ad Amsterdam
    Giallo comedy parodying Dario Argento's "The Cat o' Nine Tails"
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