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Aloha
In Aloha, a celebrated military contractor returns to the site of his greatest career triumphs - the US Space program in Honolulu, Hawaii - and reconnects with a long-ago love while unexpectedly falling for the hard-charging Air Force watchdog assigned to him. (imdb)
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Escape from Tomorrow
A postmodern, surreal voyage into the bowels of "family" entertainment; an epic battle begins when an unemployed, middle-aged father loses his sanity during a close encounter with two teenage girls on holiday. (sundance.org)
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Seabiscuit
The tale of a down-and-out racehorse that took the entire nation on the ride of a lifetime. (Universal Pictures)
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Robin Hood: Men in Tights
A spoof of Robin Hood in general, and 'Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves' in particular (imdb)
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Sex & Fury
Reiko Ike stars as Ocho, a gambler and pickpocket in Meiji Era Tokyo. After sheltering a fleeing anarchist, Ocho runs into the three gangsters responsible for her father's murder, and runs afoul of various yakuza who want her dead (imdb)
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Firewall
With his family held for ransom, the head security executive for a global bank is commanded to loot his own business for millions in order to ensure his wife and children's safety. He then faces the demanding task of thwarting the kidnapper's grand scheme, which makes him look guilty of embezzlement. (imdb)
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Bill Burr: Paper Tiger
Bill Burr unloads on outrage culture, male feminism, cultural appropriation, robot sex and more in a blistering stand-up special shot in London. (imdb)
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Vizontele Tuuba
The story of 1980 summer Yilmaz lived in his own town... The last days of his childhood... The days he saw so many things about love, friendship, neighbourhood, politics and culture... The days he witnessed the various relationships between the people in the town... (imdb)
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Shameless
Shameless (2011) - TV Series
An alcoholic man lives in a perpetual stupor while his six children with whom he lives cope as best they can. (imdb)
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Irreversible
Events over the course of one traumatic night in Paris unfold in reverse-chronological order.
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