Criticker Zealot - 5661 Film Ratings
Member Since: Oct 17, 2010
Location: Montreal, Canada
Bio: All your stars are belong to us.
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|30 9%||A Good Day to Die Hard (2013) - Jun 11, 2013
"Remember when John McLane was just a regular cop, who could die at any moment during the Nakatomi Plaza heist? Now apparently he's James Bond and Superman rolled into one"
|80 96%||Spider-Man: Homecoming (2017) - Aug 20, 2017
"What I said in my "Civil War" review holds up nicely here...Tom Holland is the BEST Spider-Man! While I still think Raimi's Spider-Man 2 is the best Spidey flick, this one gets extra bonus points for not doing another origin story, and connecting it to the MCU with just a few scenes. Keaton improved on what was a terrible villain in the comics, the Vulture...basically just an old bird man. Wait....BIRD MAN you say...my god!!!!! Mind blown."
|60 74%||Captain Phillips (2013) - Dec 11, 2013
"They should have hired Steven Seagal as the cook on this ship. Things would have ended a lot sooner. On that same note, why don't these shipping companies hire private security with weapons for these runs? I'm pretty sure you can shoot a couple of Somalians in the head in international waters without it being a crime. I'm gonna open a school for sniper training and then contract them out to cargo ships sailing around Africa. I'm gonna be rich kid!!!! "
|65 85%||The Interview (2014) - Dec 25, 2014
"If you don't illegally download this film, the terrorists win!"
|70 90%||Interstellar (2014) - Apr 25, 2015
"Coolest part about this film was not knowing the casting (besides McConaughey), then when I first heard TARS, I said to myself, "hmmm...they got Matt Damon for the voice", then when I heard CASE, I thought "hmmm..Casey Afleck is the voice for this one".....then the film proceeded to blow my mind as both Damon and Affleck showed up on screen. Looking at the credits, I learn that neither voiced either robot. Then I realized the tv was off the whole time!!! And now I'm standing right behind you."
|40 24%||Taken 2 (2012) - Dec 20, 2012
"The Bourne Paternity!"
|35 14%||Transformers: Dark of the Moon (2011) - Oct 06, 2011
"Michael Bay has found a way to make giant robots and explosions boring. Good job!"
|40 24%||John Dies at the End (2012) - Mar 21, 2013
"Starts off well enough, begins to get tedious in the middle and by the end of it you're glad it's over with. Just like eating pancakes...or having sex with my wife!!! I kid, I kid...I don't have a wife. Forever alone."
|75 94%||The Shape of Water (2017) - Mar 08, 2018
"The only "mute, friggin' herself in a tub" film you'll ever need! "