AltUlster
Bio: I write books.
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| 96 95% | Brazil (1985) - Rated 03 Jul 2009
"Do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do."
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| 100 99% | Down by Law (1986) - Rated 03 Jul 2009
"This is not a documentary about everyone's favorite punk rock band. It is more than that. Go-bama."
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| 95 93% | The Holy Mountain (1973) - Rated 03 Jul 2009
"Zoom back!"
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| 97 97% | Sweet Movie (1974) - Rated 03 Jul 2009
"Dance the dance of liberation, celebrate lust and birth. Enter the dark night, follow the moon light, carry us like wind, desert the dust, follow through the rust."
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| 47 50% | Mean Girls (2004) - Rated 04 Feb 2009
"I used to have a crush on Lohan until she turned 18. Hey dudes, at least I didn't want to bone the trolls from Full House."
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| 85 87% | The Triplets of Belleville (2003) - Rated 04 Feb 2009
"I have legs that are as huge as that in the film and yes, I do gets lots of women and put their heads between them in a nutcracker like fantasy."
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| 47 50% | Pleasantville (1998) - Rated 04 Feb 2009
"I think the colourization in the film stood for white flight."
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| 61 67% | Minority Report (2002) - Rated 04 Feb 2009
"Another film about white flight."
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| 34 36% | Liar Liar (1997) - Rated 04 Feb 2009
"I can only eat so much cabbage before I have to go poop again."
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| 21 13% | The Patriot (2000) - Rated 04 Feb 2009
"My mom ate dog biscuits because of Mel Gibson. I think that says something about my upbringing."
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