BeeDub
Celluloid Junkie
Member Since: 04 Jul 2015
Location: USA
Bio: I'm well on my way to becoming a cranky old man, but I still love movies, just like you.
100 Masterpiece
95 Near-masterpiece
92 Excellent
88 Above average
85 Solidly entertaining
82 Enjoyable
78 Fine if you're in the right mood
75 Mediocre
72 Poor
68 Bad
65 Terrible
62 Insulting
0 Unwatchable garbage
100 Masterpiece
95 Near-masterpiece
92 Excellent
88 Above average
85 Solidly entertaining
82 Enjoyable
78 Fine if you're in the right mood
75 Mediocre
72 Poor
68 Bad
65 Terrible
62 Insulting
0 Unwatchable garbage
Recent Ratings
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Peppa Pig (2004) - Rated 27 Aug 2025
"Imagine Downton Abbey, but everyone’s a pig and the plot revolves around losing boots or being mildly inconvenienced. Logic has taken a holiday, and every adult is either clueless or oddly obsessed with spaghetti. It’s like Black Mirror for preschoolers, minus the existential dread. Mostly."
Train to Busan (2016) - Rated 23 Aug 2025
"A bit longer than it needed to be, and it goes a little overboard with the class commentary ("rich people bad" might as well be the movie's subtitle), but overall this is a modern classic of a zombie movie with well-drawn characters, great action scenes, and constant suspense right up to the end."
Lilo & Stitch (2025) - Rated 17 Aug 2025
"Apart from being unnecessary and inferior, as all these Disney remakes are, this one completely botches the message of the original. I guess "ohana" now has a loophole if you want to leave your inconvenient younger sibling behind. FLUSH."
The Mummy (1932) - Rated 16 Aug 2025
"More of a gothic romance than a horror. Karloff is great, of course, and there are some neat ideas, but the whole thing kind of drags, and the ending is super janky. Karloff though!"
The Road Warrior (1981) - Rated 10 Aug 2025
"Probably the best movie of the post-apocalyptic subgenre ever made. I can't fathom the cajones it took to film stunts like this on the budget they had. Gonzo entertainment of the highest octane."
Sketch (2025) - Rated 09 Aug 2025
"Finally, we're getting kids' movies that aren't afraid to terrify their target audience again. This movie hits all the expected beats for a story like this, but does so with a refreshingly non-saccharine tone, a lot of creativity in the details, and some meaningful things to say about the grieving process. Evokes the adventurous (and often scary) spirit of '80s kids' movies more gracefully and organically than something like Stranger Things."
Superman (2025) - Rated 04 Aug 2025
"Silly and weird and wholesome and funny and dorky and cool and touching and thrilling and wacky and endearing and and and"
Jurassic World: Camp Cretaceous (2020) - Rated 03 Aug 2025
"Turned it off after getting a smug "toxic masculinity" joke less than five minutes into the pilot. Is rating the series after watching so little of it fair? Perhaps not. Do I care? Not in the slightest."
Smurfs (2025) - Rated 01 Aug 2025
"Hollywood will never get the Smurfs right, but apparently they'll keep trying."
Diary of a Wimpy Kid Christmas: Cabin Fever (2023) - Rated 26 Jul 2025
"Mostly obnoxious. Making all the characters unlikable jerks would be OK if the movie were at least funny, but not many of the jokes land. Feels like the poor kid's Malcolm in the Middle, but with hideous character designs."
